so ive left the mrs and........

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  1. Dan M

    Dan M hard gay northern bear

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    just put a deposit on this

    http://www.topgear.com.ph/news/mercedesbenz-to-launch-clc-180-kompressor-sport

    any self respecting mans first move on the back of a hideous break up.

    sorry just showing off to the whole office wasnt enough i had to broadcast it! ill post back tomorrow when the credit check falls through and i fail biblically. i think ill change job if i dont get it now after the gloating.

    brand new
    harmon kardon 6 cd changer
    panoramic sunroof
    black sport trim

    cocks out
     
  2. Gloxxy

    Gloxxy I SNORT COAL

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    You're supposed to wait until mid life for the crisis to kick in Dan.
     
  3. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    Post pics of willy.
     
  4. Dan M

    Dan M hard gay northern bear

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    crisis is already in full swing lads.

    at the weekend i went to visit ETHIX in pompey, just rented a car drove down on the thursday went clubbing every night till monday morn then drove back to liverpool to work. see i cant go home cos shes there until i can pay her off! highlight of the weekend was banging two birds on the same night only for bird no1 to ring me up whilst in the process of getting number 2 in the sack. didnt go down well needless to say.

    fucking love going out in pompey its mint.

    ---------- Post added at 16:19 ---------- Previous post was at 16:14 ----------

    ill pm you cock pics mate. im on it now
     
  5. dnbkingz

    dnbkingz bollocks

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    And some point your knob will fall off.
     
  6. hyperd4eva

    hyperd4eva H&M SCARVES

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    Maximum aids respect to you. Stay positive dude.
     
  7. theone

    theone Just say no to dubstep!

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    Super Aids all round. Maximum respect.
     
  8. richie_stix

    richie_stix gomby plz

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    Fag car IMO, why get a merc when Beemer or audi outclass em? But fuck, guess this was inevitable!
     
  9. Radius

    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    Dan, fairplay on the antics, but it will only distract ya, not heal ya. Nonetheless distraction is about all you can be sorting out right now so rock on fella
     
  10. PostmanPat

    PostmanPat I'll cum in your arse.

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    Dan M, you're my hero.
     
  11. Radius

    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    @ Postman Pat, I hope no poodles were hurt in the making of your avatar
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  12. PostmanPat

    PostmanPat I'll cum in your arse.

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    Nope, made out of noodles, not poodles bro ;)
     
  13. Toejam

    Toejam OOOBEY DOOBEY

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    So Dan M is buying a penis extension, those roids are really taking its toll


    Might aswell buy a thai bride its the only race thats gonna appreciate a mushroom dick
     
  14. MARKLAR

    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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    lol
     
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  16. ONSLAUGHT88

    ONSLAUGHT88 I sees ya I do I sees ya

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    haha theres no one above me!!
     
  17. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    dan ms antics always makes me want to listen to hair metal:
     
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  18. Kenneth4Eva

    Kenneth4Eva Let's Breed

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    super Syphilis is rife with this one
     
  19. Dan M

    Dan M hard gay northern bear

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    @ toejam. the thai bride thing...... i have started organising a trip to amsterdamn. guess how much my insurance will be .....

    thanks ETHIX









































































    £1,736
     
  20. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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