So I'm going out tonight

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by Neomind, Apr 8, 2011.

  1. Neomind

    Neomind Too many skulls!">:O

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    Any brotips for making the night even better?

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    no brotips?
     
  2. $marty

    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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    Here's a tip. Don't use the word brotip :2thumbs:
     
  3. DJ NUERA

    DJ NUERA 5HEAD

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    Put an egg timer up your bottom, set it for 3 hours and let the countdown to fun-times begin.
     
  4. Ray Sparra

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    tell someone where your going, carry a packet of condoms, keep an extra $20 in case of a cab fare, keep your mobile phone in a safe place, eat some food if your going to be drinking, wear clean underwear in case you get run over and get taken to hospital, apart from that, just have fun,
     
  5. tone090

    tone090 Bare back rider!

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    Get a big bag of dimmock
     
  6. Fire starter

    Fire starter Active Member

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    Drop a few Rohypnol before entering the first club/pub you go to tonight. allways does the trick
     
  7. herojuana

    herojuana hairy kuala

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    just remember any hole's a goal.
     
  8. Fire starter

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  9. deadaelus

    deadaelus Laughter in the Slaughter

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    have a wank before leaving tha house. keeps you fresh.
     
  10. dnbkingz

    dnbkingz bollocks

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    don't forget to be back by 11
     
  11. ApeCat

    ApeCat Human Dubplate

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  12. Neomind

    Neomind Too many skulls!">:O

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    crazy guys! thanks for the tips! ^___^
     
  13. Dagz

    Dagz Well-Known Member

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    You been on a week bender, seems we should be takin advice from you
     
  14. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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