So I was wondering

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  1. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    How is it that Attenborough says those monkeys in Brazil were the first known animals to use tools to achieve goals, but animals can understand when you are helping them. I think these lazy bastard animals are taking us for a fool. I'm about to kick my bloody dog at the door to spend a night in the snow because of this.

    Stand up against your pets their plotting something, I can tell.
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    i hear you. i alway suspected horses to be the first. theyre smiling sometimes, and a smiling horse is up to something
     
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    I saw a cat playing in the snow today.
     
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    awww

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    My dog looked at the chair next to me for 30 seconds waiting for me to clear the random shit off it so it could sit next to me. Jumped up walked around 3 in a circle as they do, sat down, then let off a fart from the depths of hell, got up and fucked off. Shes been sent away. Yesterday she had me running around gardens at 11pm whilst she was rolling around in snow having the time of her life. Bitch.

    It's all mind control, they want us to build up this technology so they can gain control. Giraffes will be the ones to work out for, mark my words, and Zebras.

    How come every animal in Africa has colours to hide themselves in the background except Zebras, watch em theyre up to summat.
     
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    haha as beautiful as it was this thread has now made me realise that it's the animals plotting against us.
     
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    BoudiCat SERIAY.

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    i know what you mean. My cat was knocking on my door just now, don't ever trust a cat who can knock on doors.
     
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    :lol:
     
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    wo88le A Mockery of a Travesty

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    my cat was digging a hole in the soil yesterday, will this be my future grave.

    Shes here now.....my neck is prickling.....i dont know if i'll make the night
     
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    its a little known fact that all lions are epileptic. when zebra run really fast the lions following have a seizure.....

    this is what makes the hyenas laugh...
     
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    BE PREPARED YO
     
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    wo88le A Mockery of a Travesty

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    and the hippo's yawn, grumpy beasts hippo's
     
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    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    Man, you must be a complete fool if youve got a hippo in the house. They kill 8.7 people every season, and theyre vegitarian. "Never keep an African wild beast" my dad once told me that, and I've lived by that all my life, but a Canadian Moose ate him, so theres not a moral to this story, dont trust any of em.
     
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    Toejam OOOBEY DOOBEY

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    Logikz will verify that donkey's are overtaking the dutch porn industry, and thus leaving many 'tash wearing well endowed dutch pornstars with merely a pot a piss in.
     
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    the future is black and white, they must have a future seeing device!
     
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    Mattix Sub Focus anyone?

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    We need to take this as a lesson to watch all animals. They're all plotting to wipe out the human race.