So I was watching Alan Carr: Chatty Man last night...

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And Barbara Windsor (Peggy Mitchell) was on there.

Is it just me that wouldn't say no to a tit wank? They were looking pretty good for a woman of 72.
 

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I'd let her fart in my mouth.

Everytime I see this programme I think of you as Alan Carr & Timmy Mallets Bastard Test-Tube Lovechild.

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And Barbara Windsor (Peggy Mitchell) was on there.

Is it just me that wouldn't say no to a tit wank? They were looking pretty good for a woman of 72.
Maybe when she was doing the Carry On films, but now, i'd prefer to have tug. Each to thier own.
 

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Looked good enough to me...

And to the idiot above you, Alan Carr is quality! He's one of the funniest people going around at the moment.
He's really not.

Im gonna make a poll.

:edit - no im not because i dont care enough about the welsh sense of humour.
 
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Alan Carr is funny as fuck. I don't care what any of you say.

And I'm not quite sure what the Welsh sense of humour is? But I do find yourself highly unfunny. Which makes it a good sense of humour.
 

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Alan Carr is funny, annoyingly so, but funny nonetheless.

Some people just need to get in touch with their "bent" side.
 

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Alan Carr is funny as fuck. I don't care what any of you say.

And I'm not quite sure what the Welsh sense of humour is? But I do find yourself highly unfunny. Which makes it a good sense of humour.
Maybe I should type with limp wrists from now on, then you might get my sense of humour. :clown:
 

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Alan Carr has to be the least funny "comedian" in existence, the guy oozes shit jokes from his pores, and shitty gay innuendos that are crasser than jim davidsons stand up routine, he fucking needs to be put down and as far away from any type of media device that's connected to me.
 
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