So I slipped whilst getting out of the shower..

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by ONSLAUGHT88, May 18, 2013.

  1. ONSLAUGHT88

    ONSLAUGHT88 I sees ya I do I sees ya

    Joined:
    Jul 6, 2010
    Messages:
    4,925
    Likes Received:
    98
    Location:
    The Northernmost Point of Kent, UK
    and managed to smack the back of my head on the toilet and nearly knock myself out, realised I had a small cut but didn't think it was this big, had to have it glued

    [​IMG]
     
    Last edited: May 18, 2013
  2. ThePapa

    ThePapa Suffragette City..

    Joined:
    Aug 19, 2010
    Messages:
    8,307
    Likes Received:
    659
    Location:
    West London
    Excellent wound Ricardo!


    Used to get them all the time playing rugby. Shoulda manned up and stiched it yourself imo.
     
    danwell likes this.
  3. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

    Joined:
    Feb 8, 2002
    Messages:
    10,556
    Likes Received:
    2,520
    Location:
    www.easternpromiseaudio.com
    hey maybe ill be over, just as soon as i fill them all in
     
  4. Kenneth4Eva

    Kenneth4Eva Let's Breed

    Joined:
    Jul 22, 2010
    Messages:
    5,144
    Likes Received:
    318
    Location:
    scotland
    oo ya cunt by the way.
    you wont be doing that again
     
    ONSLAUGHT88 likes this.
  5. Gumby

    Gumby New Member

    Joined:
    Apr 7, 2006
    Messages:
    6,208
    Likes Received:
    10
    oh my god! glad you're ok mate, that couldve ended badly. lucky you didnt knock yourself out. your family wouldve had to break down the door to find you spread eagled and naked in a pile of blood!
     
    ONSLAUGHT88 likes this.
  6. danwell

    danwell BAAAAAAAAAAAAABE WAIT

    Joined:
    Jan 4, 2011
    Messages:
    5,634
    Likes Received:
    711
    Could be worse, he could've had clothes on. What would your parents think if they knew he showered with his clothes on?
     
    Borf™ and ONSLAUGHT88 like this.
  7. Gumby

    Gumby New Member

    Joined:
    Apr 7, 2006
    Messages:
    6,208
    Likes Received:
    10
  8. danwell

    danwell BAAAAAAAAAAAAABE WAIT

    Joined:
    Jan 4, 2011
    Messages:
    5,634
    Likes Received:
    711
  9. Kenneth4Eva

    Kenneth4Eva Let's Breed

    Joined:
    Jul 22, 2010
    Messages:
    5,144
    Likes Received:
    318
    Location:
    scotland
    you got drugs?

    - - - Updated - - -

    reminds me of the time i zipped up to quickly and gave myself a scare on my willy.
    started bleeding
     
  10. danwell

    danwell BAAAAAAAAAAAAABE WAIT

    Joined:
    Jan 4, 2011
    Messages:
    5,634
    Likes Received:
    711
    Ouch! I scarred my wiener at primary school by jumping over a chair and it caught on the chair. Man that hurt. I think that's what happened anyway. I can't remember much from my childhood.
     
  11. Psychoholic

    Psychoholic Quantum Cunt

    Joined:
    Sep 29, 2012
    Messages:
    1,221
    Likes Received:
    167
    Location:
    Netherlands
    Thats why I refuse to use the zipper, ever. Its too dangerous.
     
  12. danwell

    danwell BAAAAAAAAAAAAABE WAIT

    Joined:
    Jan 4, 2011
    Messages:
    5,634
    Likes Received:
    711
    Are you Boris Johnson
     
  13. Kenneth4Eva

    Kenneth4Eva Let's Breed

    Joined:
    Jul 22, 2010
    Messages:
    5,144
    Likes Received:
    318
    Location:
    scotland
    my foreskin got all tangled up in the zipper. major pain
     
  14. Catsel

    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

    Joined:
    Jan 3, 2008
    Messages:
    16,315
    Likes Received:
    2,085
    i farted once on the set of blue lagoon
     
    Teddy and EWOKS like this.
  15. jsmith89

    jsmith89 Hmph..... silly...

    Joined:
    Mar 3, 2011
    Messages:
    4,522
    Likes Received:
    322
    Location:
    London
    how very dare you have a new avatar paps, fucking with my mind man
     
  16. rysk

    rysk Part-time waster

    Joined:
    Mar 24, 2011
    Messages:
    7,234
    Likes Received:
    747
    Location:
    Herts, UK
    only ended up in A&E once...

    when i was about 4, i had this fisher price toy kitchen thing, and i was trying to cook a pizza (a button), but there was already my cake (the yellow pages) in there, so being the problem solving little nipper i was, i pretended my nose was an oven and that i'd cook my pizza up there...

    and thats how i ended up in A&E with a doctor sticking prongs up my honker.
     
  17. MARKLAR

    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

    Joined:
    Oct 1, 2006
    Messages:
    15,034
    Likes Received:
    650
    i did something similar to that akmed
    except i put a wood pellet up my nose and it expanded when it got wet
    think my nose had to be broken or cut or sumfin to get it out
    i was about 2.lol
     
  18. Catsel

    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

    Joined:
    Jan 3, 2008
    Messages:
    16,315
    Likes Received:
    2,085
    that was a fuckin stupid idea wasn't it markolar
     
    DeeGun likes this.
  19. $marty

    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

    Joined:
    Dec 8, 2003
    Messages:
    18,688
    Likes Received:
    1,915
    Location:
    Watford
    Glad to hear your ok Ricky

    **SLAP**
     
    ONSLAUGHT88 and Catsel like this.
  20. Gumby

    Gumby New Member

    Joined:
    Apr 7, 2006
    Messages:
    6,208
    Likes Received:
    10
    see i'm afraid that onslaught doesnt know the rules of the game.

    whenever you sustain an injury, you have to make an awesome story to accompany it- to make yourself look interesting and tough... like fighting off intruders, fightclub, struck by lightening, attack in a dark alleyway etc.

    My ex had a scar on his knee and it looked a bit like teeth marks, so he had me convinced for a while that he was bitten by a shark when he was 9 years old in the ocean in the Philippines.