So I slipped whilst getting out of the shower..

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  1. ONSLAUGHT88

    ONSLAUGHT88 Well-Known Member VIP Junglist

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    and managed to smack the back of my head on the toilet and nearly knock myself out, realised I had a small cut but didn't think it was this big, had to have it glued

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    Excellent wound Ricardo!


    Used to get them all the time playing rugby. Shoulda manned up and stiched it yourself imo.
     
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    hey maybe ill be over, just as soon as i fill them all in
     
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    oo ya cunt by the way.
    you wont be doing that again
     
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  5. Gumby

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    oh my god! glad you're ok mate, that couldve ended badly. lucky you didnt knock yourself out. your family wouldve had to break down the door to find you spread eagled and naked in a pile of blood!
     
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    Could be worse, he could've had clothes on. What would your parents think if they knew he showered with his clothes on?
     
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    you got drugs?

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    reminds me of the time i zipped up to quickly and gave myself a scare on my willy.
    started bleeding
     
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    Ouch! I scarred my wiener at primary school by jumping over a chair and it caught on the chair. Man that hurt. I think that's what happened anyway. I can't remember much from my childhood.
     
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    Thats why I refuse to use the zipper, ever. Its too dangerous.
     
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    Are you Boris Johnson
     
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    my foreskin got all tangled up in the zipper. major pain
     
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    i farted once on the set of blue lagoon
     
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    how very dare you have a new avatar paps, fucking with my mind man
     
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    only ended up in A&E once...

    when i was about 4, i had this fisher price toy kitchen thing, and i was trying to cook a pizza (a button), but there was already my cake (the yellow pages) in there, so being the problem solving little nipper i was, i pretended my nose was an oven and that i'd cook my pizza up there...

    and thats how i ended up in A&E with a doctor sticking prongs up my honker.
     
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    i did something similar to that akmed
    except i put a wood pellet up my nose and it expanded when it got wet
    think my nose had to be broken or cut or sumfin to get it out
    i was about 2.lol
     
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    that was a fuckin stupid idea wasn't it markolar
     
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    Glad to hear your ok Ricky

    **SLAP**
     
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    see i'm afraid that onslaught doesnt know the rules of the game.

    whenever you sustain an injury, you have to make an awesome story to accompany it- to make yourself look interesting and tough... like fighting off intruders, fightclub, struck by lightening, attack in a dark alleyway etc.

    My ex had a scar on his knee and it looked a bit like teeth marks, so he had me convinced for a while that he was bitten by a shark when he was 9 years old in the ocean in the Philippines.