So, I ripped my toenail off last night

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  1. Radius

    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    Not for fun, by accicdent. Ah the Pain, so equsisite. ( if that is how you spell that word)
    Jezuz that hurt!!
    Anyone else manage to remove something in a painful manner thsi week ?
     
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    Thin and crispy Active Member

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    i had to get hosed off some bitch down the road... no wander dogs peckers r bright red
     
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    Thin and crispy Active Member

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    in all seriousness, when i was 9 i got my thumb shut in a fire escape door (the catch for the pushbar which locks it) tore my nail mostly off, left it hanging on a lil bit of skin, i was only young i felt like passing out just from the look of it haha
     
  4. Radius

    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    I once went out and a mate said I werent allowed to wear trainers so he gave me some of his shoes, I'm size 11, he's size 8. I was in pain all night. When I took them off both big toes were black and fell off later on in the week. Make things worse me and him were the only bastards wearing shoes in the place.
     
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    herojuana hairy kuala

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    i have crushed nails off fingers/toes many a time in door related injuries. cars are pretty bad doors for it.

    painful as fuck innit, and you have the fun of that exposed nail bed until it grows back. lucky bastard
     
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    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    Not this week but when I was in the army I experienced quite the same.
    We had sports, shot put..and the shot came rolling towards me and I stopped it with my foot :rolleyes:..:twisted:
    I didn´t do a face in front of all the lads but it did hurt like whoa..and it didn´t look very well at all.
    Some weeks later I had to rip the toenail off..I cried cause of the pain.:D

    EDIT: Lost a thumbnail once aswell but don´t remember at all.And my hand got caught in a Mercedes Benz door once.
     
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    muzzadj POW!

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    had to rip a load of skin of my thumb after i sliced it up with a knife by accident! lovely
     
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    DeeGun Church of Krust

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    Reading the word skin remembers me of my teacup accident (was 12 yo I think).That was horribly dumb.I put a teacup on the floor somewhere, left the room, got in again and stomped in the cup which was full of HOT black tea.I could rip the skin off my whole foot..and yeah I cried.:twisted:
     
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    Gr1pz Aka - Align.

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    ^ fucking cry too much
     
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    ilovelondon Call me Jens.

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    seeing this thread's name in the what's new tab cracked me up :D

    Can use a giggle at the moment. Flight got delayed. +13 hours. Had to get up at 2 this morning, leaving to get to the airport at 2.30 am.
    This dude pulls up at check-in telling the girls that they shouldn't check in my flight. In the sheraton right now, where i've gotten a room offered.
    What a begin of a holiday. My luck really...
     
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    Yeah I have lost fingernails in the past too. Always a weird sensation when they fall off and the underneath is exposed to air.
     
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    Did you find this under the nail?

    [​IMG]
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    haha brilliant pic, thats you and toejam, no?
    i lost a 100 euro bill on the street walking to meet a guy for a thing in a place. 100 euro bill gone, just like that. i fantasize that someone really deserving found it but we all know thats not what happened, a guy probably stepped out of his mecedes found it and lit his cigar with it.
     
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    flowtech1988 I've been naughty, I'm banned

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    is that what gives your jump up jam that oh so sweet taste?
     
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    Sorry for being in tears when ripping my toenail and burning my foot Mr.Terminator.