So I had a smash on M4 then stuck my had with a blunt wit of wood 3 days later

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by Radius, Apr 3, 2011.

  1. Radius

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    Great week. Motorbike pranged into the back of me on teh M4- fortunatley wasn't too badly injured...then to top it off managed to drive the wooden handle of a shower brush into my hand so 4 hours in A&E . life can be great :teeth:
    no regular Internet access so you can be assured of nothing too nasty from me for a bit :smash:
     
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    at least you can still watch porn and have a wank
     
  3. Radius

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    who needs porn when you got a good girl nuff said
     
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  5. Radius

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    ain't whining just letting my pals on here know where I am at :teeth: fackin noobs :teeth:
     
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    Get well soon Stanley, you big cunt :teeth:

    xxx
     
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    Lucky boy...
     
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    Thought you'd enjoy handling a bit of wood Radius?
     
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    so a biker smashed ur back in while you handled wood?lol
     
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    Was you trying to stick the shower brush in your ass at the time?
     
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    nuh uh. yous a fool smokin them blunts, thems bad for you, come say the po pos n all
     
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