So I found a lump on my bollock

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Went to doctor fearing the worst : chemo and one less bollock. Was offered an appointment in morning with a male doc. Nah thanks I ain't no bum bandit , and I think , wimmim are more gentle. Like fuck - the bitch was squeezing my ball like she was trying to pop it- anyways its a cyst the size of a chickpea on the spunk tube . harmless. so now walking round like there is a barrel between my legs. I mean I even had to ask to wash my hands before I left cos she asked me to scoop the jewels out my grots for her. MO bro my arse grow a dick not a moustache. xxx
 

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yeah dude, really glad its not malignant and cancerous!!! fuuuuuuuck dude, are you ok? and what, she squeezed your balls real hard like she was trying to pop a zit? that had to hurt like a mother bitch? and then what, she decided it was fine, and left it on there? you sure you shouldnt get it cut off. really brah, its going to feel weird.
 

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yeah dude, really glad its not malignant and cancerous!!! fuuuuuuuck dude, are you ok? and what, she squeezed your balls real hard like she was trying to pop a zit? that had to hurt like a mother bitch? and then what, she decided it was fine, and left it on there? you sure you shouldnt get it cut off. really brah, its going to feel weird.
its not on the bollock its kind of hidden on eth bollock string right u the top. Should go away on its own apparently but shit dude its sore

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Have your girlfriend put your balls in her mouth and hum the American national anthem. She needs to salute you too. That part is important. Your balls will be better. So sayith witch doctor IV4.
 
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