So a teacher has just brought their school laptop up to my office........

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  1. Gloxxy

    Gloxxy I SNORT COAL

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    ....and told me that there are loads of viruses on it.

    I've booted it up and started running a Malwarebytes scan and the desktop looks like this.

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    I especially like the Warning pop up in the task bar. Banged to rights!!!

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  2. richie_stix

    richie_stix gomby plz

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    ha ha ha... epic fails!
     
  3. MARKLAR

    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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    lol dirty bugger
     
  4. Monkey spasm

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    Wtf's he got porn on his school laptop for, sounds like a fookin pervy to me. You could make some extra mullah of this, threaten to inform his place of work.
     
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    Blackmail!
     
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    i have a feeling his virus program is fake. what malware program says shit like that, i think that program is a virus.
     
  7. dose.bs1

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  8. Cat Gas

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    It says in the background on the icons "pornotube" and "nudetube" as if that's not a big enough giveaway ...
     
  9. Gloxxy

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    I know Karl. This is what I'm getting rid of with the Malwarebytes scan.
     
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    dnbkingz bollocks

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    aahhahaha ^^^

    wonder what schooling this laptop is for...
     
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    Yeah for sure. Nonetheless, why the fuck does he have shortcuts to porn on his school laptop?
     
  15. Cat Gas

    Cat Gas Aka Basis

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    thanks :D
     
  16. MARKLAR

    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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    maybe he only has one laptop
    or he's a cheeky cunt an brought in his home one to get fixed for free
     
  17. Osime

    Osime Official Japanese Student

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    Haha epic fail. Blackmail the muthafucka.
     
  18. rob_del_terror

    rob_del_terror - ̿ ̿'̵͇̿̿з=(•̪●)=ε

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    I hope its a female member of staff.....
     
  19. Osime

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    I do too. I just read over Gloxxy's posts and there is no evidence either way.
     
  20. Gloxxy

    Gloxxy I SNORT COAL

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    It is a male member of staff and the shortcuts are placed on the desktop by a virus that has infected the laptop.

    If you delete the shortcuts they reappear when you have rebooted the laptop.