So a teacher has just brought their school laptop up to my office........

....and told me that there are loads of viruses on it.

I've booted it up and started running a Malwarebytes scan and the desktop looks like this.



I especially like the Warning pop up in the task bar. Banged to rights!!!

 

ha ha ha... epic fails!

 

lol dirty bugger

 

Wtf's he got porn on his school laptop for, sounds like a fookin pervy to me. You could make some extra mullah of this, threaten to inform his place of work.

 

Blackmail!

 

See if you can beat frans £750!

 

It says in the background on the icons "pornotube" and "nudetube" as if that's not a big enough giveaway ...

 

I know Karl. This is what I'm getting rid of with the Malwarebytes scan.

 

Dirty shit.

 

aahhahaha ^^^

wonder what schooling this laptop is for...

 

i love your sig roadrunner its fucking brilliants.

 

Yeah for sure. Nonetheless, why the fuck does he have shortcuts to porn on his school laptop?

 

thanks

 

maybe he only has one laptop
or he's a cheeky cunt an brought in his home one to get fixed for free

 

Haha epic fail. Blackmail the muthafucka.

 

I hope its a female member of staff.....

 

I do too. I just read over Gloxxy's posts and there is no evidence either way.

 

It is a male member of staff and the shortcuts are placed on the desktop by a virus that has infected the laptop.

If you delete the shortcuts they reappear when you have rebooted the laptop.