Snow!!!....................Men

wo88le

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First thing i did when i got back from college was, of course make a snowman.

Laboured for a back wrenching 15 mins but it was worth it.

Here he is in all his glory



(weapon of choice: bamboo cane)
 

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i struggled wit his eyes had to literally punch them in, got in a bit of a state doing so.

makes him quite sinister, Joker like!
 

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lol me and my mate made a massive cock and balls rite near a main road so everyone see's lol our task 2mrow to the make a snow shemale wiv a cock and tits!! Pics hopefully up by 2mrow evening/
 

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lol me and my mate made a massive cock and balls rite near a main road so everyone see's lol our task 2mrow to the make a snow shemale wiv a cock and tits!! Pics hopefully up by 2mrow evening/
hopefully the Daily Mirror will see it and make an article about it and you will be famous and have lots of riches.........lots of riches
 

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No snow cocks no matter how anatomically correct, or how much mud you smear on them to make it look black.

Whats wrong with just the humble snowman
 

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What are the black bits?!

I made one, mine had a carrot. I was quite excited about that, I hadn't considered making a cock and balls tomorrow. if I don't make it to work again tomorrow that will be first on my list of things to do. :)
 

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What are the black bits?!

I made one, mine had a carrot. I was quite excited about that, I hadn't considered making a cock and balls tomorrow. if I don't make it to work again tomorrow that will be first on my list of things to do. :)
Do you only come out on Snowdays? (due to your name)
 

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Haha...yes. I collect snowmen, I've got about 30 of them. It's a bit sad really for a 26 year old girl isn't it!
Not at all ;) you must have a rather big freezer to keep them alive all year round tho, which brings me to my next question.

"are you building a snow army?"
 

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Not at all ;) you must have a rather big freezer to keep them alive all year round tho, which brings me to my next question.

"are you building a snow army?"
Yes I am, we have training every sunday in my freezer. They wave their carrots at each other. They can't walk though, I haven't worked out how we'll take over the world yet ;)
 

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Yes I am, we have training every sunday in my freezer. They wave their carrots at each other. They can't walk though, I haven't worked out how we'll take over the world yet ;)
Thats pretty cool, but yeh the walking things is quite difficult.

But you will never defeat my army!! MWHAHAHAHAHA

 
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