Sniffer dogs???

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  1. ScottyEightSix

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    Can they smell ketamine?
     
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    Dogs can smell fear so ketamine won't be that difficult.
     
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    what does ketamine smell like? i always get distracted after i have had a sniff of it
     
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    i would imagine they can. ( dont have any proof they can)

    Butthey can smell money & guns & most other drugs so i wouldn't be suprised if they have been trained to smell ketamine?

    Not 100% sure though, can anyone shed any light?
     
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    i have never understood how dogs and other beasts can smell fear? maybe if ya guffed whilst getting attacked but how do u "smell" fear? i dont understand, fell free to enlighten me.
     
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    Sommat to do with sweat I would imagine
     
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    I don't think it's the Ket you should be worried about.

    The new breed of sniffer dog have been trained to hone in on TWAT, not the Female Genitalia kind either, but the idiot Male kind.

    Creamfield are operating a zero tolerance approach to TWATS this year, so just cover yourself in deodorant man, you have enough issues to address in your life, without getting rejected from a festival.

    Good luck.


















































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    Fear they can small cos you sweat.

    9/10 time the dogs are purely there for psychological reasons. They're not as effective as you think and they're taught to indicate on command, so as to fucking scare you.

    If you're just walking past the dogs, not being thoroughly checked, you can get away with quite a lot tbh, but ideally pack whatever it is in two bags JUST BEFORE YOU LEAVE. It takes a while for the smell to permeate whatever it's wrapped in, but once it has, it's almost as good as not packing it at all.
     
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    slap it in a jonny wrapped in tissue which has been doused in BO spray and tie it round ya tallywacker, u will be laffin.
     
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    thats a stuped question if i have ever seen one mate! can sniffer dogs smell ketamine! hahaha
     
  12. ScottyEightSix

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    This was what I was thinkin, I got a really good price on a half ounce so I'm gonna try an shift it there. If not its going in my mates ass.




    @Moskit I suggest you stay more that 2 miles away from any sniffer dog then as you wreak of TWATNESS
     
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    I actually fancy you Scotty.
     
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    Well I doubt dogs are on the search for every kind of drug available at a festival. So its not that stupid a question :knob:
     
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    So I have heard, but I'm taken love and your mother is very demanding :D













    lol only jokin man
     
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    lol mate they could sniff out anything illegal its what they do. they dont have sniffer dogs for certain drugs.
     
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    Call him a mug hyper...

    Go on...

    MUG MUG MUG!

    :D
     
  18. ScottyEightSix

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    I'm not saying that but they will have the dogs after certain drugs at a festival not every kind.
     
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    yeah but what im tryin to say is if there is sniffer dogs there and they sniff you.. and u got any drug you can think of! your gonna have it taken away! they aint gonna be like ' oh you got sum K not too worry sir were only looking for skunk today' !