sneaking dogs across the border!!!

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outlook 2012!
im on the sunshine bus and i am planning on taking some collies!

is this a bad idea ? not really sure what to do :/
 
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Re: sneaking drugs across the border!!!

pin it to inside to boxers and use jedi mind trick at the entrance



job done.
 

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Re: sneaking drugs across the border!!!

on a bus through customs with 40 18-30 yr old ravers? was this a serious question.....
 

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Re: sneaking drugs across the border!!!

lol Milla really??

Just sniff it before u get to customs then u can sweat ur tits off paranoid up to the max when u get there
 

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Re: sneaking drugs across the border!!!

pretty sure it will be easily purchased there (if for a shitter price/quality), wouldn't risk it.
 

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lol Milla really??

Just sniff it before u get to customs then u can sweat ur tits off paranoid up to the max when u get there
nah then youll get bopped

u have 2 choices, but coke is gross in general so i dont even know if i wanna share this with you... tbh i dont
 

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Stick it down your bollocks and try not to get para. Took gear onto a Plane loads of times, it's always a bit nervy but worth it in the end if you cant get none at the other end.
 

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Re: sneaking drugs across the border!!!

Stick it down your bollocks and try not to get para. Took gear onto a Plane loads of times, it's always a bit nervy but worth it in the end if you cant get none at the other end.
u crazy mofo.. always put it in checked bag.. hidden.. in metal boxed.. taped up to fuck.. next to razor n various wires..
 
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Re: sneaking drugs across the border!!!

On a bus? Ah, that's not SO bad, I guess. You could do what I did with weed - Put a TINY, TINY little crack in a chocolate egg, put the 50 through, melted the chocolate back carefully and it looked perfect. Worked like a charm.
 

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Re: sneaking drugs across the border!!!

on a bus through customs with 40 18-30 yr old ravers? was this a serious question.....
This.

Neither the UK, nor Croatia are part of Schengen. So you probably will be stopped at every single border you cross unless you're lucky and its pretty much abandoned. Croatian police is not very nice also.
 

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or, you could cook it to base. smoke it and go totally fucking nuts for a good half an hour. then jones the skin of your face for the rest of the night. its potent stuff, no point in smoking it just before going to be really, cant sleep for shit.
 

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was wondering this myself but i am flying, so fuck that.

I think you've got step one covered nicely though; alert the entire internet that you're about to try and take substances across borders.

Perhaps stick it in a condom, and stick it up your arse. They call it "la classique"
 

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On a bus? Ah, that's not SO bad, I guess. You could do what I did with weed - Put a TINY, TINY little crack in a chocolate egg, put the 50 through, melted the chocolate back carefully and it looked perfect. Worked like a charm.
clever. Like a kinder egg for adults
 

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Re: sneaking drugs across the border!!!

you talking about the crazy welsh england border i wouldnt risk it man
probly best to charter a small plane
 
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Re: sneaking drugs across the border!!!

was wondering this myself but i am flying, so fuck that.

I think you've got step one covered nicely though; alert the entire internet that you're about to try and take substances across borders.

Perhaps stick it in a condom, and stick it up your arse. They call it "la classique"

:lol:
 
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