sneaking dogs across the border!!!

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  1. _MILLA

    _MILLA Flamboyant muthafucka

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    outlook 2012!
    im on the sunshine bus and i am planning on taking some collies!

    is this a bad idea ? not really sure what to do :/
     
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  2. Catsel

    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    Re: sneaking drugs across the border!!!

    pin it to inside to boxers and use jedi mind trick at the entrance

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    job done.
     
  3. hyperd4eva

    hyperd4eva H&M SCARVES

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    Re: sneaking drugs across the border!!!

    probably not the best idea to tell the whole internet about it..
     
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    bn14 Well-Known Member

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    Re: sneaking drugs across the border!!!

    on a bus through customs with 40 18-30 yr old ravers? was this a serious question.....
     
  5. mistasfx

    mistasfx MISTA SFX

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    Re: sneaking drugs across the border!!!

    lol Milla really??

    Just sniff it before u get to customs then u can sweat ur tits off paranoid up to the max when u get there
     
  6. Fes Rock

    Fes Rock Nothing..........

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    Re: sneaking drugs across the border!!!

    dont tell them how its done, now every security guard gonna wanna feel my boxers, ive relocated anyway

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    rysk Part-time waster

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    Re: sneaking drugs across the border!!!

    pretty sure it will be easily purchased there (if for a shitter price/quality), wouldn't risk it.
     
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    Re: sneaking drugs across the border!!!

    nah then youll get bopped

    u have 2 choices, but coke is gross in general so i dont even know if i wanna share this with you... tbh i dont
     
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  10. Mr G

    Mr G Old Cunt From 19 Longtime

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    Re: sneaking drugs across the border!!!

    Stick it down your bollocks and try not to get para. Took gear onto a Plane loads of times, it's always a bit nervy but worth it in the end if you cant get none at the other end.
     
  11. Catsel

    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    Re: sneaking drugs across the border!!!

    u crazy mofo.. always put it in checked bag.. hidden.. in metal boxed.. taped up to fuck.. next to razor n various wires..
     
  12. rob_del_terror

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    Re: sneaking drugs across the border!!!

    jeans pocket, in your bag. must of left it in there after a night out. plead insanity.
     
  13. modern

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    Re: sneaking drugs across the border!!!

    On a bus? Ah, that's not SO bad, I guess. You could do what I did with weed - Put a TINY, TINY little crack in a chocolate egg, put the 50 through, melted the chocolate back carefully and it looked perfect. Worked like a charm.
     
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    Re: sneaking drugs across the border!!!

    This.

    Neither the UK, nor Croatia are part of Schengen. So you probably will be stopped at every single border you cross unless you're lucky and its pretty much abandoned. Croatian police is not very nice also.
     
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    Re: sneaking drugs across the border!!!

    or, you could cook it to base. smoke it and go totally fucking nuts for a good half an hour. then jones the skin of your face for the rest of the night. its potent stuff, no point in smoking it just before going to be really, cant sleep for shit.
     
  16. modern

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    Re: sneaking drugs across the border!!!

    I do agree with DeeGun, though. Probably not a bright idea.
     
  17. Cat Gas

    Cat Gas Aka Basis

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    Re: sneaking drugs across the border!!!

    was wondering this myself but i am flying, so fuck that.

    I think you've got step one covered nicely though; alert the entire internet that you're about to try and take substances across borders.

    Perhaps stick it in a condom, and stick it up your arse. They call it "la classique"
     
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    Re: sneaking drugs across the border!!!

    clever. Like a kinder egg for adults
     
  19. MARKLAR

    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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    Re: sneaking drugs across the border!!!

    you talking about the crazy welsh england border i wouldnt risk it man
    probly best to charter a small plane
     
  20. modern

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    Re: sneaking drugs across the border!!!


    :lol: