Snarting

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  1. muzzadj

    muzzadj POW!

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    Combination of a sneeze and a fart. When the pressure of a sneeze causes one to fart!

    'Oh My Gosh! Did Jenny just snart?'

    ^^ Taken from urbandictionary.com

    Discuss.

    This could get interesting!
     
  2. Sammy_Dodger

    Sammy_Dodger Mr Ed

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    Hahahaa...yeah man, one of the bodies ways of making anyone laugh!!
     
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    DJ SCUBA Vinyl Addict

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    Never heard of a snart though, it must be a pretty rare and hard thing to do...
     
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    I hate doing it. I sneeze a lot, because I have hayfever and the sun makes me sneeze.

    Worst is doing it on a bus or something.
     
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    Joey AdhD sweaty scouser

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    in the same catagory...

    a SHWANK- to partake in masturbation whilst squeezing out a nutty otter.
     
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    I heard if you sneeze fart and cough at the same time you explode!! :D
     
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    Jacomelli J4COM3LL1

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    lol i know but it made me laugh hahahaha
     
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    Dont forget 'the Blart' - a bloody fart, usually common with homosexuals whose insides have been torn through penetration :rinsed:
     
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    Hahaha the blart, thats wrong
     
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    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    hahaha thats fucking sick!! lol

    what about a Shnit? sneezing and shitting...