Ok I was on this cruise from Helsinki to Stockholm. We were with some gals in our room and I asked this this one gals name. She said that it was the same name as this boat (boat name was Silja Symphony, and Silja is a finnish girl name). Was pretty drunk and it just came to mind it has to be Syphony. So I said like wooow Symphony whadda beatiful name and everybody started laughing and one of my friend gave me a high five saying "SMOOTH! " D:d*D Like wtf... This other time I was in a bar, and on the dancefloor I saw this fine girl dancing and I started to follow her later. She sat in a table and I sat next to her. She took a cigaret and was like waiting for a light so I paniced and took the nearest matchbox on the table and started giving her some fire. But the matchbox was of course wet and I tried like 3 matches but none of them didnt even lit. Then after that she found a ligher and started teaching ME how to use it... SMOOTH. Oh and this one actually happened today! I was smoking a fag while waiting a bus, then this japanese girl comes and starts like smiling and bowing like wtf. I bowed my head and smiled back. Then the bus came and I flipped the cigaret from my hand, but the wind took it nicely and it landed on the girls FACE!!1 DD:d I was too embarrased to even say sry so I just went to the bus and sat still, SMOOTH. This one happened actually to one of my friend but. He was drinking at home and accidently dropped a cigaret in to a wine bottle. Then he thought that he could still drink the wine if he filtered the smoke out somehow. So he went to the kitchen and took this filter thing used in cooking with lots of holes and stuff. Then he poured the wine throu the thing and the cigaret was left on the filter. So there he stood, with wine all gone in the sink and the tobacco in the filter. Smooth man... smooth. Anything similiar happened to you guys?