It all started when our adventure-loving...adventurer, Smarty, woke up in a haunted thicket. It was the sixth time it had happened. Feeling excessively pleased, Smarty poked a dull pencil, thinking it would make him feel better (but as usual, it did not). As if it really mattered he realized that his beloved lube was missing! Immediately he called his so-called buddy, Moskit. Smarty had known Moskit for (plus or minus) half a million years, the majority of which were enticing ones. Moskit was unique. He was clever though sometimes a little... annoying. Smarty called him anyway, for the situation was urgent. Moskit picked up to a very unctuous Smarty. Moskit calmly assured him that most man-eating capybaras shudder before mating, yet venomous koalas usually flamboyantly sigh *after* mating. He had no idea what that meant; he was only concerned with distracting Smarty. Why was Moskit trying to distract Smarty? Because he had snuck out from Smarty's with the lube only four days prior. It was a sassy little lube... how could he resist? It didn't take long before Smarty got back to the subject at hand: his lube. Moskit turned red. Relunctantly, Moskit invited him over, assuring him they'd find the lube. Smarty grabbed his hippopotamus and disembarked immediately. After hanging up the phone, Moskit realized that he was in trouble. He had to find a place to hide the lube and he had to do it thoughtfully. He figured that if Smarty took the time machine, he had take at least eleven minutes before Smarty would get there. But if he took the mini? Then Moskit would be alarmingly screwed. Before he could come up with any reasonable ideas, Moskit was interrupted by eight oafish small chimps that were lured by his lube. Moskit sneezed; 'Not again', he thought. Feeling displeased, he aimlessly reached for his dangerous oil-soaked rag and aggressively backhanded every last one of them. Apparently this was an adequate deterrent--the discouraged critters began to scurry back toward the bush, squealing with discontent. He exhaled with relief. That's when he heard the mini rolling up. It was Smarty.