Discussion in 'Waffle' started by Catsel, Jul 14, 2014.
That's why I use smoke signals.
I find cup and string does the job quite nicely
ive never put credit on my phone
but on a smart phone? see, i converted from the elderly school 9x9 pixels black and grey nokia phone just this year, and whilst it does everything a computer does, (except for word processing, calculations, and daw stuff, so basically just internet, but good internet, its little, but almost the same as a laptop) i dont really use it to call people or sms. so credits are useless to me, aw shit, thats right, i forgot to install all the things, like vibr and snapchat and all that crap, ark. ill have to do that tonight
u wanna play wiv rocks karl?
and sit around a campfire listening to dog waffen ss read aloud for us
BOY OH BOY rocks are like my fave thing, after sticks. which you use to poke dead things with. and then throw rocks at game. or until its dead game. but not at waffen ss dog, it is imperative he lives.
a girl i used to know gave birth this May, and it is also imperative we threaten to kill her child, through angry and txt speaky sms. and drink LOADS of cider
youre not still on the old smoke, are you, when did you last sleep? because im shakily weening myself off alcohol, if i can get a good level on that, ill be 100% rehabed
i think me you and dog waffen ss shud go to andoss house. and bark outside at an unruly hour.
saturday night.. sunday night.. what day is it now? wednesday.. i have slept and eaten a lil.. ive had that bad down to know
i have problems with smart phones.
mainly because im more evolved than the rest of you peasants.
my thumbs are massively out proportioned to the rest of my hands and are also double jointed. since opposable thumbs are a sign of forward evolution, i must be even more advanced than your standard human bean. anyway... i digress. my point is, things like game controllers and mobiles are built for people with lower grade thumbs and after prolonged usage i get a bit of a claw on the go.. a bit like when chandler played too much ms packman or that guy from scary movie with the strong hand.
chandler... from tvs 'friends'? and his new tv series when hes a psychologist for anger managment? cant believe that guy was in "platoon". hm? gods friends was on for long though, the whole cast had time to set trends, set the tone of the show, produce and write the show, then fall out with each other and get truly bloated alky fat on 5 year drug binge, and then go on for another 8 years with absolutely nothing to show for it, as none of them had any further luck in the acting profession.
none, not even alice or america or dementor.
yeah, wesley snipes was great in eastenders
was he naked and it was uncle phil
he did a tom jones and left his hat on
not sure that was him. wasnt that black velvet in a slow southern style. girls dont wear hats, and if they do, theyre homos.
as per usual karl. you're wrong.
girls in hats are awesome. not hats like lady hats for lady days at horse racing, but hats like normal hats like a cap that isn't a hub.
however they keep turning down my advances so perhaps they are homosexuals.
clear indication, you should, after said advances, come in from the other end of the screen, driving her car, push your dick against the window and yell FAGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
horse riding hat is a-ok in my book. classy, that. are they unisex
if phones are so smart why do i keep getting phone calls from cunts?
You make a good point old man, thing is its Adam that's cm been trying to reach you this whole time; says he found your guinea pig, and he's been trying to return it.
Admittedly it is dead. From falling out the same window 17 times. He must have not been happy, probably.
they are so advanced they've learned to wind you up
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