Slow Walking C*nts

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by RocksteadyUK, Dec 29, 2011.

  1. RocksteadyUK

    RocksteadyUK SkimoBeats

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    FUKIN HATE THEM!! it actually gets me in a rage... Had this stupid cunt walking in front of me this morning... who not only walked slow... but swung her fat fukin bingo winged limbs out to the side as she walked.. almost to the point of colliding with my crown jewels... not only this... but the fat fuker had headphones on... so was unable to hear my "excuse me"'s....... I then decided it was time to seek my revenge... Lit a ciggerette and cuningly placed it at the correct height for a nice burn to her fat slow assed athletes foot infested self.... then.... POW!! job done... nice little giggle.... and the fat bitch moved over.

    RANT OVER



    on another note... found this video.... wonder if it would work in london though?


     
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  2. danwell

    danwell BAAAAAAAAAAAAABE WAIT

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    Hahaha smooth
     
  3. Agent Smith

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    not sure that would work in london...proves that anything can fool the japs :teeth:
     
  4. Phat_Sam

    Phat_Sam Well-Known Member

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    You'd probably get done for upsetting the peace in LDN what with our shitty criminal justice system...
     
  5. danwell

    danwell BAAAAAAAAAAAAABE WAIT

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    That video is awesome I wanna try it
     
  6. DeeGun

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    Gotta hate slow people, feels like alpine slalom everyday :D
     
  7. MARKLAR

    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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    fat slow people with headphones are perfect opportunities for stealth spitting
    stealth spitting is covering someones back in spit without them knowing it was a great pass time on walks home from school
    works best with a cold although they are heavier!:teeth:
     
  8. danwell

    danwell BAAAAAAAAAAAAABE WAIT

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    You're disgusting
     
  9. ZackMRG

    ZackMRG Circles are Pointless

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    Working in the city makes it worse when you're walking in smaller towns, so used to fast busy pace then when im out and about in my hometown everyone else seems slow as fuck.
     
  10. Kenneth4Eva

    Kenneth4Eva Let's Breed

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    edinburgh is a joke for slow walkers because the are 90% of the time tourists.
     
  11. MAJESTIC

    MAJESTIC BishBashBosh

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    People go to Scotland out of there own will?
     
  12. Kenneth4Eva

    Kenneth4Eva Let's Breed

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    yup. who would of thought.
     
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  14. richie_stix

    richie_stix gomby plz

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    mate, can't knock a bit of G-speed... gotta get a slow cruise on
     
  15. DeeGun

    DeeGun Church of Krust

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    ridiculously slow old dude in front of me today..and in that moment, when I wanted to overtake him..he stopped, turned around, and looked and me..vintage old guy. Now I know what is meant in the driving tests when they talk about what can happen with old dudes crossing the street..answer is..half way they suddenly turn around and go back where they came from :lol:

    Supermarkets are like alpine race courses..
     
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    i remember this thread from time ago haha
     
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    I HATE it when there's 3/4 people walking shoulder-to-shoulder, covering the whole pavement and expect me to move out the way?! Nah mate, you don't move, I'm walking into you.

    Don't even get me started on fuckin tourists
     
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    dont be talking about my girlfriend like that......shes got she problems with her glands!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :razz:
     
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  19. DeeGun

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    Oh man, that reminds me of what happens when I return deposit bottles..we have automats to put the bottles in and the people always manage to queue up so shit that you canĀ“t pass thru properly without touching and them looking stupid as if I should say thank you that they moved an inch to the side..even more horrible when they stand right behind you, that you have fear they connect :teeth: And when somebody wants to pass thru they come even nearer instead of stepping aside..raaarr..people..hate them.