slipping on ice

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by MARKLAR, Dec 7, 2010.

  1. MARKLAR

    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman VIP Junglist

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    anyone got an tips how to prevent this.
    ive herd socks over shoes works but i dont really wanna walk around like that.lol
     
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    PM JamesZero.
     
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    Dont walk on the icey bits
     
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    Get a job.
     
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    Take a blow torch or a lighter strapped to a deodrant can and burn all the ice away.

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    Take some warm water in a bottle and tip it over the ice so it melts.

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    and last but not leaset... walk slowly.
     
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    Its that time of year when I take a risk and share the carriageway with motor vehicles. I find it helps to keep my fingers crossed.
     
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    i would not walk on the icy bits but theres ice everywere and its started snowing again hopefully that will coat the ice an i can walk on it
     
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    Get a job gritting the walkways & roads, not a shitty job, you're providing a service to both yourself & the public, its seasonal, so you can work 4-6 months of the year & play xbox the rest...
     
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    find the fattest person you can.

    follow them.

    if they fall two things occur.
    1) you know where its iciest, and where to avoid
    2) untold lols/win
     
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    Nobody has 4-6 months worth of grit. We usually end up having to beg foreigners for some...
     
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    sounds like a plan!
     
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    Thats the best career advice i've ever given...

    Last time I tried at the Early Learning Centre it didn't go so well.
     
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    what you do is walk like you've been bummed. you get alot of men whistling at you but it saves the ultimate embarrassment of decking it.
     
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    dont be such a pussy and just walk on it like everyone else and hope u dont fall
     
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    haha :D - and yeah, i did aswell, but purposedly :D