slimming tips

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  1. Apolonia

    Apolonia I've been naughty, I'm banned

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    Hey...
    Here are some tips for slimming...
    1 Top up your water
    2 Have a cup of slimming tea
    3 Step away from the junk food
    4 if you’re having a big meal, have it early
    5 Exercise early
    6 Try to include cheating in your diet
    7 Don’t strength train exclusively
     
  2. justin_credible

    justin_credible Lurker

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    yes, i find cheating helps!
     
  3. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    are there pills you can take and lose weight? so far alls i found is this dyslexia medicine that makes you shake and sweat and be really nervous 24-7 which i just cant abide, im jumpy enough as it is. that or amphetamine which is also out of the question, turns your brain into dung. models take a cigarette when they get hungry and vomit out their food if they ever have any, stay thin that way. might be an idea.
     
  4. DeeGun

    DeeGun Church of Krust

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    Awww..I thought rimming tips.
     
  5. ApeCat

    ApeCat Human Dubplate

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    What you need is skinny genes, a lot of people mistake the for skinny jeans which you must never ever actually wear.
     
  6. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    its tough wearing skinny jeans when you got a fat stomach like pregnancy by beer. want to be fashion but is fat big gut jelly belly so either dress clever, be real smart with what make and model skinny jeans and what tee shirt and shoes you combine them with, like zach galifenakis for example, or stay baggy and nobody will ever be able to tell your ugly when youre naked and when they do its too late anyway cos you paid for dinner, cinema, drinks and yay and all that stuff. just remember this, not wearing skinny jeans in todays social climate = stylistic suicide so the choice is yours.
     
  7. dnbkingz

    dnbkingz bollocks

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    don't eat as much you fat cunt.
     
  8. DamageCase7

    DamageCase7 Better off dead.

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  9. dnbkingz

    dnbkingz bollocks

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    That goes for you too, you chubby funster.

    I've seen you, with your chips. And them underworked thighs.
     
  10. danwell

    danwell BAAAAAAAAAAAAABE WAIT

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    Do star jumps. Everyone loves star jumps
     
  11. D Double U

    D Double U FQ Sessions

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    Instead of walking, lunge...everywhere
     
  12. Fire starter

    Fire starter Active Member

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    Amy winehouse smoked crack. That seemed to do the trick !
     
  13. Kenneth4Eva

    Kenneth4Eva Let's Breed

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  14. danwell

    danwell BAAAAAAAAAAAAABE WAIT

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    Tunak tunak tunak tunak tunak tunak




    Ah that song made me laugh.
     
  15. Kenneth4Eva

    Kenneth4Eva Let's Breed

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    better than justin bieber
     
  16. dirty breaks

    dirty breaks Guest

    OP is a massive fag, only Brian Butterfield knows the true way to staying slim.
    [video=youtube_share;VWgwJfbeCeU]http://youtu.be/VWgwJfbeCeU[/video]
     
  17. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    that fat fuck. look at him. the british culture is based around tinned foods, flat beer, tv, no sun, and imported cigarettes. and no toothpaste or soap. its a remnant of the war, they shouldnt be blamed for their cultures origin, the tribes in africa what ritually cut out girls vaginas arent, but come on it is the 2000s surely someone saw a baywatch or miami vice episode and went hey... how come nobody here looks nice and good like that, maybe we should look into that
     
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    in ridiculous amounts.
     
  19. mr meh

    mr meh Well-Known Member

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    just become a junkie

    u never see fat smack/crack heads