sketchy business...

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by rysk, Sep 8, 2011.

  1. rysk

    rysk Part-time waster

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    WTF!?!?! Just get woken up by my block of flats intercom..."police can you let us in please"
    "yeah sure"

    poke my head out my front door to see wagwarn, just seen about 10 un-uniformed and vested coppers walk upstairs, 1 minute later I hear
    "POLICE GET ON THE FUCKING FLOOOR!!!!"

    which is odd seeing as the only people that live in my building are, austrian couple with baby, crazy cat lady, old woman, old man and woman who lives on the same floor as me...

    neither of whom seem the sort to be involved in high end criminal activity..
     
  2. Mr Fletch

    Mr Fletch aka KRONIX

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    Are you kidding me........it's gotta be that Austrian couple. Austrians are fucked up! Just look at Fritzl.....and that new guy thats been labelled Fritzl#2! I'ts gotta be them......probably find out they're father and daughter, and the baby is inbred. Maybe got a couple of young hookers chained and gagged in their wardrobe.

    I'm tellin ya.......it's them alright
     
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  4. ONSLAUGHT88

    ONSLAUGHT88 I sees ya I do I sees ya

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  5. groelle

    groelle Well-Known Member

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    what was the actual cause now?!
     
  6. dirty breaks

    dirty breaks Guest

    its probably MI5 coming to get you Ahmed...

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    :teeth:
     
  7. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    ahmed you fucking guy you - this fisher price my first razzia? long as you kept your mouth shut, keep it hood and never talk to police. you a good kid, i know that. but you got a lot of growing up to do, and you need to lay off the crank. this is cute though, cute thread.
     
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    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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    Wacked up on goofers
     
  9. EWOKS

    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    son dun goofed
     
  10. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    adam you a protestant but that alright no problem i talk to everybody you know shekl? remember him? hes a jew, no problem. takes good care of things. ziggys a muslim, never got a problem but you know, its his father. likes to play card, hes a good guy. and sayed, i dont know what the fuck he is. i think hes a lawyer, so you know where hes going in the fucking afterlife haha.

    look all im saying its hopped up on goofers. not wacked alright, that gives the wrong impression.
     
  11. mr karnage

    mr karnage deep inside the jungle

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    i wouldnt have even opened the door for them
     
  12. rysk

    rysk Part-time waster

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    i thought they where coming for me at first...i had just woken up though, don't think they'd make that much of a fuss over my stupidly small bag o green.
     
  13. rysk

    rysk Part-time waster

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