SICK NAMES

Dan M

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Has anyone got a weirder name than that little hobbit off X factor i think its summat like EOGHUEN QUIGG.

av got a mate called MARVIN STOODELEY
 

DJ NUERA

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I've got a mate called Huthaifa Al-Nuami.

I think thats pretty fookin crazy.
 

Dan M

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I've got a mate called Huthaifa Al-Nuami.

I think thats pretty fookin crazy.
i dont know if foreign names can qualify tho coz there all bizarre. this sounds like a horrendous lie but ETHIX can clarify this,,, we knew a MWEWA SYNYANWANBE.

he was african
 

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THIS IS TRUE I WAS IN HIGH SCHOOL WITH MIKE HUNT

NO PUN INTENDED 100% TRUE I WAS IN HIS SISTERS CLASS

WHY OH WHY WHAT WAS THE PARENTS THINKING?
 

Dan M

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Arthur Dick, Ivana Cock 2 name I have come across while working in offices
sorry mate but i dont believe you.

no way is anyone called ivana cock, that jus cannot be true, unless you can post a piccie of her drivers license from now on i can never trust you
 

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no some1 called mike hunt aswell and some 1 called ria attard im not jokin!
 
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I dealt with a client once called ROGER LITTLEBOYS...thats sick! LOL
 

Mr G

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I know of someone who's called....
Friday - first name
the 13th Of(month i can't remember) - middle name
Biddle - Surname

Mad name.......sorry it's not sick though.
 

ScottyEightSix

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sorry mate but i dont believe you.

no way is anyone called ivana cock, that jus cannot be true, unless you can post a piccie of her drivers license from now on i can never trust you
unfortunatly I cannot do that as I will be sacked, also we dont keep copies of members driving licenses, but dont believe me if you dont want to makes no diffrence to me... Also there is someone called Rhyme Master Joey Joe Toaster Face, if you dont believe me google it
 

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I have a mate, thats going out with this guy...at 18 he actually changed his name to snake danger:rolleyes: no joke has the drivin licence and passport to prove it [he was from australia] :lol: Go'day mate :respekt:
 

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theres a fella on my course called dimitri smirnoff, now thats a quality name
 

Sammy Dexcell

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a mate of mine went from the name nick evangelou to roland vanderlay not that strange but it was for a bet, 5quid, aint worth it imo lol

another person wen i was workin in market research signing ppl in to do groups, i noticed on the list of ppl comin in one was called sam poocock, i had to give it the 'whats your name sir......sam.....? an he pronounced it po-(like the teletubies lala blah blah an po)-cock it was so hard to keep a straight face! i ended up leaving in hesterics! lol
 
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