SICK NAMES

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  1. Dan M

    Dan M hard gay northern bear

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    Has anyone got a weirder name than that little hobbit off X factor i think its summat like EOGHUEN QUIGG.

    av got a mate called MARVIN STOODELEY
     
  2. DJ NUERA

    DJ NUERA 5HEAD

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    I've got a mate called Huthaifa Al-Nuami.

    I think thats pretty fookin crazy.
     
  3. Dan M

    Dan M hard gay northern bear

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    i dont know if foreign names can qualify tho coz there all bizarre. this sounds like a horrendous lie but ETHIX can clarify this,,, we knew a MWEWA SYNYANWANBE.

    he was african
     
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    Toejam OOOBEY DOOBEY

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    THIS IS TRUE I WAS IN HIGH SCHOOL WITH MIKE HUNT

    NO PUN INTENDED 100% TRUE I WAS IN HIS SISTERS CLASS

    WHY OH WHY WHAT WAS THE PARENTS THINKING?
     
  5. BeyondTherapy

    BeyondTherapy Well-Known Member

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    Junglist_007 learning difficulties

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    LOL, Imagine beeing called that :D
     
  7. ScottyEightSix

    ScottyEightSix HUGE EARS > COMEDY CHIN

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    Arthur Dick, Ivana Cock 2 name I have come across while working in offices
     
  8. Dan M

    Dan M hard gay northern bear

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    sorry mate but i dont believe you.

    no way is anyone called ivana cock, that jus cannot be true, unless you can post a piccie of her drivers license from now on i can never trust you
     
  9. jones-e

    jones-e Junglist

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    no some1 called mike hunt aswell and some 1 called ria attard im not jokin!
     
  10. I dealt with a client once called ROGER LITTLEBOYS...thats sick! LOL
     
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    Junglist_007 learning difficulties

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    That one cracked me up. That's best one so far :D
     
  12. deadaelus

    deadaelus Laughter in the Slaughter

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  13. Mr G

    Mr G Old Cunt From 19 Longtime

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    I know of someone who's called....
    Friday - first name
    the 13th Of(month i can't remember) - middle name
    Biddle - Surname

    Mad name.......sorry it's not sick though.
     
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    ScottyEightSix HUGE EARS > COMEDY CHIN

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    I found a Roger A Child aswell
     
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    ScottyEightSix HUGE EARS > COMEDY CHIN

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    unfortunatly I cannot do that as I will be sacked, also we dont keep copies of members driving licenses, but dont believe me if you dont want to makes no diffrence to me... Also there is someone called Rhyme Master Joey Joe Toaster Face, if you dont believe me google it
     
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    Pierre1989 ilovemattdale

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    BBC news presenter Riz Lateef. parents must av bin stoners
     
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    JunglelisticG I ♥ Drum'N'Bass

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    I have a mate, thats going out with this guy...at 18 he actually changed his name to snake danger:rolleyes: no joke has the drivin licence and passport to prove it [he was from australia] :lol: Go'day mate :respekt:
     
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    theres a fella on my course called dimitri smirnoff, now thats a quality name
     
  19. BeyondTherapy

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    was my alas log in name on doa before i got banned ... i love it
     
  20. Sammy Dexcell

    Sammy Dexcell Stop editing my profile Smarty!

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    a mate of mine went from the name nick evangelou to roland vanderlay not that strange but it was for a bet, 5quid, aint worth it imo lol

    another person wen i was workin in market research signing ppl in to do groups, i noticed on the list of ppl comin in one was called sam poocock, i had to give it the 'whats your name sir......sam.....? an he pronounced it po-(like the teletubies lala blah blah an po)-cock it was so hard to keep a straight face! i ended up leaving in hesterics! lol
     
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