Shutdown: USA

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So our government over here in the states is going out of business or something like that, anybody hear word on any possible sales that'll be happening? maybe savings bonds are 50% off or anything?
 

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30 FUCKING BILLION!?!?!

fuckinghell...america really is israels bitch.
Israel is a sexy bitch who needs loads of cash to have her on our dick. You should not talk though think about all the shit we had to do to get in bed with you U.K. Fuck, the U.K. worked us over so hard I think we are Married with no prenup.

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So our government over here in the states is going out of business or something like that, anybody hear word on any possible sales that'll be happening? maybe savings bonds are 50% off or anything?
Yeaaa buddy,
The republicans are going to shut down the government because they want to stop The Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act. They can't stand idly by and let 50 plus million people get health insurance and 1/3 of Americans get the health insurance they pay for but don't receive. Big insurance companies will have to compete and fix their outrageously morally corrupted standards just retain being fortune 500 companies. Only Hitler would think about the needs of the many, and provide everyone equally the right to life, and forsake corporations. Jesus said so.
 

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Israel is a sexy bitch who needs loads of cash to have her on our dick. You should not talk though think about all the shit we had to do to get in bed with you U.K. Fuck, the U.K. worked us over so hard I think we are Married with no prenup.

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Yeaaa buddy,
The republicans are going to shut down the government because they want to stop The Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act. They can't stand idly by and let 50 plus million people get health insurance and 1/3 of Americans get the health insurance they pay for but don't receive. Big insurance companies will have to compete and fix their outrageously morally corrupted standards just retain being fortune 500 companies. Only Hitler would think about the needs of the many, and provide everyone equally the right to life, and forsake corporations. Jesus said so.

I think we, the actual non-elected citizens, should pass our own bill that says if our the authorities charged with the monumental task of running our country fail to do so in a manner that promotes the economic, physical, mental, social, whatever else you can think of, well-being of our country then we should, as a nation, collectively tell the world to fuck off for a couple weeks; because we have to fire our entire house/senate/congress/everybody and re-hire & re-structure the whole damned thing.

Like anytime I hear about politics anymore on the news it's literally either A.) Shit that has to do with 3rd-world violence we don't need to be involved with, or, B.) The government in sitting in a stew of it's own shit and the rest of the country has to pay/be punished for it.
 

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& CP, legalise CP too, in fact start a recruitment driv with families signing an agreement for their underage kids to enter the now legal child entertainment industry for an annual % return? Or maybe health care/tax breaks?

America is truly fucked.
 

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the end is near... amercia king of the world is down - no money, more war... iran is gonna be like nada cunt... israel is gonna be like dnt u speak to my ho like that.. russia is gonna be fuck u alllllll... china is gonna be like fuck you russia and fuck you all... africa isnt going to say anything... uk is gonna be like what do i do america and im gonna be sitting on my porch patientally waiting with a beer in hand for the end of the world
 
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