SHOULD WANKING BE A COMPULSORY SUBJKECT AT SKOOL

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by Radius, Aug 13, 2012.

  1. Radius

    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    think how it would boost the grades eh
     
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    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    teach people not to smash one out so hard they snap banjo cords eh?
     
  3. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    It would be a legal minefield
     
  4. Radius

    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    Ah but the natrual talent
     
  5. Catsel

    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    what would be the final exam?
     
  6. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    Prostate milk?
     
  7. Radius

    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    could make cheesecake...you coming to Notting hill mush
     
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    fractal Well-Known Member

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    a darkened room with 360 projectors showing a who's who of the internets troll links to gay/old/disgusting porn

    you can't leave till u fill the container to a certain level...gameshow like
     
  9. ONSLAUGHT88

    ONSLAUGHT88 I sees ya I do I sees ya

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    The nonces would increase tenfold
     
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    fractal Well-Known Member

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    another positive thanks for pointing out
     
  11. herojuana

    herojuana hairy kuala

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    at least you would know where they are.


    Also are they as tasty as crabs? We could potentially use them as a source of food
     
  12. Scrapped

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    There are quite alot of wanking threads popping up in the last few days.. Are you all sexually frustrated or something? :teeth:
     
  13. Radius

    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    no but I can post you some crusty jizz juice if you like ? you could snort it or something
     
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  14. sam the dnb man

    sam the dnb man Variation

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    Yeah man we need to learn from a young age.
    First I tried was when I was 7 and I really hurt myself. Someone said that you do it like you are trying to empty a bottle of ketchup.
    I hit my bell with the palm of my hand and turn't it into a pancake.
    Now my cock is 12'' in girth but 1mm in length.
     
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    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    No chance, never get time off work during Reading Festival
     
  16. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    Theory Test = Seagulling Single Mothers & OAP's from the School Bus.

    10 points for a limb hit.

    25 for a Torso hit.

    50 for the face.

    70 points for in the mouth/eyes.

    & a big fat 90 points if you hit any of the Bastard kiddies.

    Full 100 marks if you get one of the skanky mothers up the Kuniva as she is bending down knickerless & successfully impregnating her, going 2's on another Bastard kid.
     
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    Gifted students should have to use their wrong hand during the exam
     
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    http://imgur.com/0oPq1


    it won't let me put photos.. but this
     
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  19. ThePapa

    ThePapa Suffragette City..

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    They should pretend it's gonna happen and arrest everyone turning up for the interviews..
     
  20. sam the dnb man

    sam the dnb man Variation

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    Dutch rudder for the students who lack enthusiasm