Shity teen horror films.

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I've been talking on the phone too my girlfriend for the past 1/2 hour and she wants too watch my bloody valentine. I'm not gunna be watching it with her anyways, but I can't convince her too watch a decent bloody horror film.

These shitty films with no meaning, no decent plot line and are just made too make money. They piss me off just as much as pointless sequals like Shrek 4000 and Scary movie 17.

Why don't people know what a good film is?

I know that this is pointless. But I had too let out some steam.
 
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Cause shitty teen horrors sell to dumb teens who laugh at swear words and toilet jokes..
Personally i think there needs to be more believability to horror films.. Oh no, our car has broken down in woods that are known to have cannibals to be living in them.. Lets go for a wander..
 
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lol my bloody valentine is HORRIBLE, total cringe, couldnt watch after 10 minutes
go see the hangover instead.
epic film
 
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Can't be as bad as the new friday the 13th film its complete SHIT
Cant even remember the last decent horror movie i watched.
Oh wait the saw movies aint 2 bad actually, looks alot more realist than 99% of the other horrors
 
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It's all the same aint it!

We're on spring break, going for a drive through Alabama (or another southern state) and theres one guy, who kills everyone with an axe or a tool found in a garden shed.

If I had too make a shitty teen film. I'd at least make them all die differently.

I'd make someone eat a live cat.

I'd rape one or two of them, slice off their balls and tits and shove them up their ass while vigorously biting through their stomachs until they start too shit everything out and their organs fall out from the massive hole I have made in their stomach.

I'd then get cut off anothers fingers and toes and feed them too the person and the vomit that seeps from their mouth I will eat and throw it back up their mouths and noses.

I'd then get a chainsaw. Not turn it on and grind it up and down their body slowly, tearing away at layers of skin.

And shit on anothers face. Just for the hell of it :D
 

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It's all the same aint it!

We're on spring break, going for a drive through Alabama (or another southern state) and theres one guy, who kills everyone with an axe or a tool found in a garden shed.

If I had too make a shitty teen film. I'd at least make them all die differently.

I'd make someone eat a live cat.

I'd rape one or two of them, slice off their balls and tits and shove them up their ass while vigorously biting through their stomachs until they start too shit everything out and their organs fall out from the massive hole I have made in their stomach.

I'd then get cut off anothers fingers and toes and feed them too the person and the vomit that seeps from their mouth I will eat and throw it back up their mouths and noses.

I'd then get a chainsaw. Not turn it on and grind it up and down their body slowly, tearing away at layers of skin.

And shit on anothers face. Just for the hell of it :D
 

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It's all the same aint it!

We're on spring break, going for a drive through Alabama (or another southern state) and theres one guy, who kills everyone with an axe or a tool found in a garden shed.

If I had too make a shitty teen film. I'd at least make them all die differently.

I'd make someone eat a live cat.

I'd rape one or two of them, slice off their balls and tits and shove them up their ass while vigorously biting through their stomachs until they start too shit everything out and their organs fall out from the massive hole I have made in their stomach.

I'd then get cut off anothers fingers and toes and feed them too the person and the vomit that seeps from their mouth I will eat and throw it back up their mouths and noses.

I'd then get a chainsaw. Not turn it on and grind it up and down their body slowly, tearing away at layers of skin.

And shit on anothers face. Just for the hell of it :D
I have already made this film.
you stole my idea
YOU SWINE!
 
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