Shity teen horror films.

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by Nomme, Jun 15, 2009.

  1. Nomme

    Nomme Member

    Joined:
    Apr 14, 2009
    Messages:
    153
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    Cardiff
    I've been talking on the phone too my girlfriend for the past 1/2 hour and she wants too watch my bloody valentine. I'm not gunna be watching it with her anyways, but I can't convince her too watch a decent bloody horror film.

    These shitty films with no meaning, no decent plot line and are just made too make money. They piss me off just as much as pointless sequals like Shrek 4000 and Scary movie 17.

    Why don't people know what a good film is?

    I know that this is pointless. But I had too let out some steam.
     
  2. DJBEANMAN

    DJBEANMAN Member

    Joined:
    May 12, 2009
    Messages:
    99
    Likes Received:
    0
    Cause shitty teen horrors sell to dumb teens who laugh at swear words and toilet jokes..
    Personally i think there needs to be more believability to horror films.. Oh no, our car has broken down in woods that are known to have cannibals to be living in them.. Lets go for a wander..
     
    Last edited: Jun 15, 2009
  3. *Chloe

    *Chloe Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Aug 27, 2008
    Messages:
    3,140
    Likes Received:
    31
    lol my bloody valentine is HORRIBLE, total cringe, couldnt watch after 10 minutes
    go see the hangover instead.
    epic film
     
  4. DonDappa

    DonDappa Member

    Joined:
    Jan 16, 2009
    Messages:
    32
    Likes Received:
    0
    Can't be as bad as the new friday the 13th film its complete SHIT
    Cant even remember the last decent horror movie i watched.
    Oh wait the saw movies aint 2 bad actually, looks alot more realist than 99% of the other horrors
     
  5. Nomme

    Nomme Member

    Joined:
    Apr 14, 2009
    Messages:
    153
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    Cardiff
    It's all the same aint it!

    We're on spring break, going for a drive through Alabama (or another southern state) and theres one guy, who kills everyone with an axe or a tool found in a garden shed.

    If I had too make a shitty teen film. I'd at least make them all die differently.

    I'd make someone eat a live cat.

    I'd rape one or two of them, slice off their balls and tits and shove them up their ass while vigorously biting through their stomachs until they start too shit everything out and their organs fall out from the massive hole I have made in their stomach.

    I'd then get cut off anothers fingers and toes and feed them too the person and the vomit that seeps from their mouth I will eat and throw it back up their mouths and noses.

    I'd then get a chainsaw. Not turn it on and grind it up and down their body slowly, tearing away at layers of skin.

    And shit on anothers face. Just for the hell of it :D
     
  6. Nomme

    Nomme Member

    Joined:
    Apr 14, 2009
    Messages:
    153
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    Cardiff
  7. $marty

    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

    Joined:
    Dec 8, 2003
    Messages:
    18,689
    Likes Received:
    1,915
    Location:
    Watford
    [​IMG]
     
  8. selekio

    selekio I've been naughty, I'm banned

    Joined:
    Jun 15, 2009
    Messages:
    9
    Likes Received:
    0
    vacancy 1 & 2
     
  9. Nomme

    Nomme Member

    Joined:
    Apr 14, 2009
    Messages:
    153
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    Cardiff
    BAHAHAHAHAHAHA I cried :D :bump:
     
  10. Thin and crispy

    Thin and crispy Active Member

    Joined:
    Jan 14, 2009
    Messages:
    4,075
    Likes Received:
    19
    Location:
    Doncaster, United Kingdom
    rofl


    p.s. i wonder who styles its hair.
     
  11. DjTiesticles

    DjTiesticles Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Mar 27, 2007
    Messages:
    4,736
    Likes Received:
    244
    His mother of course
     
  12. sam the dnb man

    sam the dnb man Variation

    Joined:
    May 24, 2007
    Messages:
    10,437
    Likes Received:
    562
    Location:
    Feltham
    I have already made this film.
    you stole my idea
    YOU SWINE!
     
  13. Fes Rock

    Fes Rock Nothing..........

    Joined:
    Jul 21, 2005
    Messages:
    15,258
    Likes Received:
    138
    Location:
    U WOT M8?
    i expect you to dig up a better old thread nextime hommieslice.. :tut:


    this movie came out in 3D over here. and my eyes o_O :rinsed: o_O :rinsed: o_O :rinsed: before 15 minutes in. rubbish film :mad: although we did see some 3D boobs..
     
  14. Original Nuttah

    Original Nuttah They Call My Dad Machete

    Joined:
    Feb 18, 2008
    Messages:
    1,521
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    England, Gloucestershire.

    didnt know u could get 2d boobs. would be more like a fried egg