Shit morning

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  1. Rusket

    Rusket Mix an blend

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    After waking up at about 10, having finally got to sleep at around 5 I had to drive my girlfriend to the train station. Everytings coool, we're on time and everything and then I find out I have to make a diversion because of roadworks, fair enough. Whilst on the diversion I run out of fucking petrol because my bro used my car and didn't put any fucking petrol in (what a cunt).

    So after pushing my car into a suitable layby, these 3 girls turned up and offered us a lift to the petrol station which was sound of them. After the usual small talk, one of them suggests that the london murderer guy should be tortured and I think she said she would even do it herself. So i'm thinking Okaaay, cool..

    Another mile down the windy countryside roads and we approach a junction that is on the bend of a road and what does the stupid bitch do? Doesn't even look right, just pulls straight out into the road and I am shitting it cause I am sat at the back right, behind the driver, in line for a car to hit into the side of me.

    We arrive a the petty station and they have no fucking jerry cans... err what, this is a petrol station right? They get me some plastic container which did the job nicely though and had the idea of cutting a plastic drinks bottle to make a funnel.

    I somehow miraculously persuade the girls to take me back to my car which is a good few miles away, even though they had lessons/lectures to go to.

    I thank them and finally arrive at the train station.

    On the way back I took a complete wrong turning and added like 15 mins onto the journey, doh!

    I just logged on to my computer to see that one of them added me on facebook...How the fuck did they know my name? and more to the point why would you add someone on facebook after something like that? They are fuck ugly.

    But yeah that was my shitty morning, how about you guys?
     
  2. RUSSLA

    RUSSLA DNBF Monarch

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    Erghh .. Why did I read that :/ If that's a shit morning for you, wait until you're in the real world buddy.
     
  3. Psychoholic

    Psychoholic Quantum Cunt

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    I woke up yesterday with the text message that my dog died. Now thats a shitty morning.
     
  4. rysk

    rysk Part-time waster

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    @rusket - shut up

    @psychoholic - condolences bud :lighter:
     
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    JamesZero aka Zero Beats

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    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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    dear diary
    akmed's stories were better
     
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    Phat_Sam Well-Known Member

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    Haha. 18 year olds...

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    Mine's been alright. Woke up 11:30. No hangover. Done a bit of work. Did a mix for my mate on Mix:lr.

    Win
     
  8. Rusket

    Rusket Mix an blend

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    it was mostly due to the lack of sleep, on the scale of shit mornings it wasnt that bad. I have had to run about a mile to a petty station before then run back with the petty, now that was a shit morning.

    And what do you mean by the real world. Am I living in a video game or what? Hate it when people say that really, just because they work 9-5, 5 days a week. Is this what you mean by the real world haha?
     
  9. danwell

    danwell BAAAAAAAAAAAAABE WAIT

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    I woke up. Made the mistake of putting on shorts. Got a nose bleed. Got chilly balls from wearing shorts. Cut my arm then had another nose bleed. Brb gonna go hang myself
     
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    Phat_Sam Well-Known Member

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    Don't do it Dan! You have so much to live for!









    Wait... no... my mistake... carry on...








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  11. MARKLAR

    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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    can you not call petrol petty
    its very irritating for some reason
     
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  12. Rusket

    Rusket Mix an blend

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    alright, alright it wasn't that shit a morning compared to psycoholics. that sucks mate :(

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    for some reason petty is now part of my vocabulary and i just find it easier to say
     
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    DeeGun Church of Krust

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    He had to run about a mile..enjoy it while you still can.
     
  14. JamesZero

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    This seems to happen to you a lot then. Did you know there is a way to stop it? Crazy I know but there is a little dial in your car that tells you have much petrol you have left, when that gets low you buy some petrol.

    I have just revolutionised your life haven't I?
     
  15. Rusket

    Rusket Mix an blend

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    not quite. It's only cause my bro used my car and used up the petrol, he even ran out of petrol when he used it and didn't even tell me..

    When I last used the car it had just gone onto the light and that light lasts for quite a while.

    I have been really skint for the past few weeks anyway so i've been trying to blag it on as little fuel as i can use anyway.

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    then a mile back whilst carrying 4 litres of fuel, just so I could make it back to quickly have a shower and catch a bus.
     
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    RUSSLA DNBF Monarch

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    I hate that I said that. It's true tho, having a mortgage, paying bills, dealing with women is just the start.. I'm only getting older and more confused at 'life' - Ignorance is fucking bliss, hold on to that young fellow.
     
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    Rusket Mix an blend

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    i hear ya :)
     
  18. Gumby

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    tell your bitch to get a bike/catch a bus ffs.

    cant stand girls who make their boyfriends drive them places. bitches need to man up.
     
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    Jwood27 VICTIM

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    was up til half 4 being sick with food poisoning. had my last ever uni exam (hopefully) at half 9.

    long
     
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    Kenneth4Eva Let's Breed

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