Sheep gives birth to dog

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  1. $marty

    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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    Borf,
    a) What the hell were you doing in China?
    b) What fucking devious experiments have you been up to????
     
  2. luciduk

    luciduk Active Member

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    its 4 days early... for april fools...but im reckoning that chinese man trying to make some extra money?? seems like he found a puppy and covered it with sheep placenta and piss and said ZOMGS its a sheep!!
     
  3. $marty

    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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    This is what happens when Borf tries to play god.
     
  4. danwell

    danwell BAAAAAAAAAAAAABE WAIT

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    sooooo they gonna eat it?
     
  5. luciduk

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    shame this happened in china, as if they arent scared to put a bit of dog meat in with their lamb already!! we fucked!
     
  6. ScottyEightSix

    ScottyEightSix HUGE EARS > COMEDY CHIN

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    Fes Rock Nothing..........

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  9. Borf™

    Borf™ Borf

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    "Borf played our lord with great accuracy, portraying him in the light that comes from him. *****" - The Jesus Times

    "They say God in us all. Well he must have taken over Borf. The resemblence was uncanny *****" - Nuts

    "Is it a biwd? Is it a plane? Is it God? No, it's Bowf. He's gweat as him. I'll testify to that! *****" - Jonathan Ross

    As you can see from recent reviews, I play God brilliantly.

    This isn't me playing god. I mean, the sheep would have given birth to an endless supply of lambs if it were up to me.

    This isn't my handy work I'm afraid.
     
  10. dnbkingz

    dnbkingz bollocks

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  11. spiderfran286

    spiderfran286 "Yes, squid pro roe..."

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    worst forum post ever.......
     
  12. Teddy

    Teddy 60% Staff Member

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    this reminds me of "an elephant makes love to a pig"
    somehow
     
  13. Indi

    Indi Tha Original ThreadKilla!

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    Just goes to show, its not just the Welsh who like to shag sheep.
     
  14. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    not just the welsh, but... dogs too? its quite the list of merits the welsh are racking up
     
  15. Subjekt Music

    Subjekt Music Well-Known Member

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    It's a bit Animal Farm in here
     
  16. Sammy_Dodger

    Sammy_Dodger Mr Ed

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    you sure it isnt a Wool-f?
     
  17. Subjekt Music

    Subjekt Music Well-Known Member

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    Well if someone crosses a dog with a horse, you know who we'll be looking at dont you.....
     
  18. Sammy_Dodger

    Sammy_Dodger Mr Ed

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    Subjekt Music Well-Known Member

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    Good hair, study legs, body to die for

    Ester Rantzen doesnt look to shabby either

    :teeth:
     
  20. DJ_NoZ

    DJ_NoZ Rum & Ass

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