Sheep gives birth to dog

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by $marty, Mar 28, 2011.

  1. $marty

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    Borf,
    a) What the hell were you doing in China?
    b) What fucking devious experiments have you been up to????
     
  2. luciduk

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    its 4 days early... for april fools...but im reckoning that chinese man trying to make some extra money?? seems like he found a puppy and covered it with sheep placenta and piss and said ZOMGS its a sheep!!
     
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    This is what happens when Borf tries to play god.
     
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    sooooo they gonna eat it?
     
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    shame this happened in china, as if they arent scared to put a bit of dog meat in with their lamb already!! we fucked!
     
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    As you can see from recent reviews, I play God brilliantly.

    This isn't me playing god. I mean, the sheep would have given birth to an endless supply of lambs if it were up to me.

    This isn't my handy work I'm afraid.
     
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    this reminds me of "an elephant makes love to a pig"
    somehow
     
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    Just goes to show, its not just the Welsh who like to shag sheep.
     
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    not just the welsh, but... dogs too? its quite the list of merits the welsh are racking up
     
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    It's a bit Animal Farm in here
     
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    you sure it isnt a Wool-f?
     
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    Well if someone crosses a dog with a horse, you know who we'll be looking at dont you.....
     
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    Good hair, study legs, body to die for

    Ester Rantzen doesnt look to shabby either

    :teeth:
     
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