Shaving balls

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Do you shave your balls? I find that the result looks like a ten year old boy, whilst I'm not that muscular I need to get my manlyness out of my pubes, but since it looks nasty when not taken care off I trim them down neatly. Now this bitch wanted me to shave it cause that's normal? So I did yesterday and its bad, like red little bumps everywhere and I cant stop scratching my balls cause it itches like hell. Never going to do it again. Stupid bitch.
 

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have a hot shower and if youve got some original source mint or lemon shower, fucking use it on your bollocks

that only happens the first few times you shave anyway
 

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Hahaha I did this once a few years ago randomly for the sake of it as I was trimming and thought I'd see what it felt like. It can get uncomfortable especially when it first starts groing back and like you said, you can end up with red marks and rashes all over the place. Best sticking to trimming I'd say. I don't know where male shaving balls and normal come together? Normal refers to majority and I wouldn't say majority of males actually full on shave those parts.
 

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no no i know! dude i knowwww!! apparently its normal for men to shave these days? ive had the comment 'you want girls to be shaved dont you? so why dont you?' several times and im like dude its balls and a dick, who cares what looks like. whats there to see, its this... ballsack, dont understand what youd want with that. its not like vag, thats the good stuff. thats where you want to be, typically. am i right bodo!

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oh and its just like shaving your neck, make sure the blade is sharp and you put aftershave on there. perhaps lotion, although im pretty sure youd go overboard with that, given your enthusiastic nature mildreds.

ps. enthused about jerking your dick. is what i meant. x.
 

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no no i know! dude i knowwww!! apparently its normal for men to shave these days? ive had the comment 'you want girls to be shaved dont you? so why dont you?' several times and im like dude its balls and a dick, who cares what looks like. whats there to see, its this... ballsack, dont understand what youd want with that. its not like vag, thats the good stuff. thats where you want to be, typically. am i right bodo!

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oh and its just like shaving your neck, make sure the blade is sharp and you put aftershave on there. perhaps lotion, although im pretty sure youd go overboard with that, given your enthusiastic nature mildreds.

ps. enthused about jerking your dick. is what i meant. x.
Ghehe I pulled the hairs out one by one, I love the pain. Aftershave is for pussies makes them smell better and gets you drunk enough to actually hold out
 

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yeah hes hung like a horse that man. that is true. i cant speak for all dutch men obviously, but mildred is packing heat.
 

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Yes its true, I used to fake being sick at the school, so I went up to the teacher, made sure I had a raging boner then due to all the blood streaming towards my dick I became really pale in the face. And they would say yes yes indeed you look a bit pale, go home and rest boy. Oh and I'm uploading a track now karl on soundcloud would you give it a listen ?
 

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have a hot shower and if youve got some original source mint or lemon shower, fucking use it on your bollocks

that only happens the first few times you shave anyway
How many does it take? Did it once, it was close to one of the most harrowing tales in my life in terms of itchy crotchal region. As a nipper I was frolicking and what not, and there was a lot of midgies doing the rounds, the rounds of my dick and balls. We stopped counting at 100 bites! Raw, very raw. not so harrowing, uncomfortable, but harrowing no. Step up mummy dearest. Hell yeah, take me to walk down the busiest street in town, its alright that I cant move without incessantly scratching my balls and arse. Yeah sure smear half a bottle of TCP on me, that wont sting much, and definitely wont draw attention to me. Cue anyone in a 50 metre radius thinking, Oh has someone got TCP on them, oh yeah that little kid over there, yeah the one scratching his balls. Some laughed, some looked away , some shook their heads. All made me die a little inside.

So how many times do I have to shave my balls, and relive this nightmare, before I can show off how wrinkly my fellas are?
 

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depends on how thick your hair is id say

i started shaving my pubes back in high school and it wasnt that itchy

shaved about 3 times and i think and they stopped getting itchy

you dont wanna shave while theyre itchy though, definatley not
 

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At 34 and with stuff that resembles fishing line leader's, I think I'm gonna leave it.

When you were a schoolie could you have caught a trout with your baccy pouch hair? Cause I reckon with a bit of Neil Buchanan art attack, I could whittle out some 2lb test with mine :teeth:

Maybe I just need give the region some TLC and conditioner
 

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Mildred I'd suggest you use clippers next time. Razors are a bit severe imo.







Also I think both me and karnage are waiting for the photos. Possibly Karl as well.
 

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I always shave my love section. Since I started doing it years ago I find girls will willingly suck on your balls instead of having to force them.
 
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