Shatners Bassoon ..

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  1. EWOKS

    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    its a non-replyer but still ... cheese wog ...





    Shatner's Bassoon was the invention of satirist Chris Morris, who persuaded various media figures that it was an area of the brain targeted by the fictional street drug 'cake'.

    Several TV personalities and David Amess, a Tory MP, took part in Morris' spoof TV programme with absolutely no insight into the completely ridiculous premise of the whole affair.

    The best bit is when they do an earnest public education announcement, warning of the drug's dangers and informing the viewers that it may be sold under the names of looney toad twat, russell dust, chronic basildon donut, Joss Ackland's spunky backpack, bromicide, ponce on the heath, cool thwacks, and Hattie Jacques' portentious cheese wog.

    :rinsed::rinsed::rinsed::rinsed::rinsed::rinsed::ban:
     
  2. GZero

    GZero No fear no sound!

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    brass eye was class. remember when the one about pedos came out an it got banned an there was a load of fuss made
     
  3. dose.bs1

    dose.bs1 THE DADDY

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    It reminded me of the cake episode when we were all talkin about that meph and blue knee stuff lol,

    Peado dressed as a school, classic
     
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    CRoOK Audio Artillery

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    chris morris is a genius
     
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    dose.bs1 THE DADDY

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    Episode on sex:

    Homosexuals can't swim, they attract enemy radar, they attract sharks, they nudge people when they're trying to shoot, they always insist on sitting at "The Captain's Table"... they *muck about*. Imagine... the fear... when you go to sleep with a gay man on board and think "Oh God, when I wake up, will everyone be dead?" You can't run a ship like that.