Sexual Star Signs

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  1. Gumby

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    I've been reading a few blogs recently. I stumbled across this one which is particularly lol-worthy...

    What is your sexual star sign? :lol:

    http://realtalkshorty.wordpress.com/2013/04/21/sexy-signs-part-4-cancer-by-thelma-balfour/


    Here's what they say about me:

    :rofl: kissing thighs and fucking family members?! :lol: what the fuck??!!!!
     
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    its clearly a resource youve found there, an asset in other words, even if it doesnt seem to be a very exact science, this sex horoscope. it looks like it could be generated by a bot with a massively rude dictionary. ok im going in.

    edit: whoa they got my number alrght, i take back everything i said.

    performance is spelled with a p, however, so i think youll find the joke is on them.
     
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    how come you got the good one with big butt and last long and mine seems to mainly be a portent of doom and hepatitus
     
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    Cancer Man: The women’s sexual gratification is just as important to a male as his own, so let him run the show initially. Restless and idealistic, sensitive and insecure, complex and moody, he takes love seriously, so settle in for a long term relationship. A fairly traditional lover, his is good at foreplay, lingering long and lovingly over the clitoris, which he stroke to a climax. About as kinky as he gets is to dress up in women’s clothes.

    well they got the last bit right

    by night im Harriet
     
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    and turned on by 'musty odours'?

    they kind of go hand in hand really.

    - - - Updated - - -

    :lol:
     
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    I'm cancer too. What the fuck is a clitoris?
     
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    Only has cancer and aries. What is this shit.
     
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    Karl managed to locate gemini?!
     
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    that i did but wasnt much use, only said i was a prostitute with hepatite c. which im not. never ever.
     
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    No flippin pisceas. They be scared to drop a pisceas one... all bishes would be mine.
     
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    oh yeah, im Taurus. which means im a sex god without even trying..

    standard.

     
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    no mate.. your one of them people who go to the taxi club. get peed on n shit..

    sick as
     
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    Haha on a real tip that site seems full of bs, my mrs is one of them astro nut-types from glastonbury all clued up on that shiz kid
     
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    your mrs is stupid.

    which prob makes her a great mrs.

    ive had smart g/fs. they don;t last long.
     
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