SEX & WANKING LEADS TO CANCER

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  1. DJNoize

    DJNoize Your Mom Rates Me

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    The Nottingham University study quizzed 800 men on how often they had sex or masturbated.

    how many of them told the truth tho lol
     
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    i dont think there is anything now a days that dosnt cause cancer, its just bull shit
     
  4. MARKLAR

    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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    its a risk i think ill take!
    i smoke aswell so who fuckin cares gotta die someday!
     
  5. perspective

    perspective Sex Drugs & Sausage Rolls

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    NEWSFLASH: THINKING ABOUT CANCER WILL GIVE YOU C... OH SHIT.


    So we are all going to die someday anyway. I'd rather die young having enjoyed smoking/sex/wanking/driving/eating eggs/hanging around asbestos/mma fighting/large sigs than doing none of that shit and dieing old and bored.
     
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    robhicks1 Nuts about Zoo

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    If this is true I would be dead already!
     
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    theres ur problem mate
     
  10. Radius

    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    Hmm sex AND wanking ?well if Sex adn Wanking is possible, it is also possible it causes cancer I geuss
     
  11. danfreeman1

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    lolz.

    lets be honest no one is going to take any notice of the survey...if you do your a fool
     
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    Welsh Junglist AKA Faqade

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    Fucking newspapers at it again I see. They fill people's heads full of shit and it's worse nowadays because people are not buying them as much because of the internet so they fill them full of bullshit and YAY! THE LATEST BIG BROTHER NEWS so people buy them. Newspaper editor's, fuck off please.
     
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    wtf, like 2 years ago i read that it cuts cancer... shit im gna die young haha
     
  14. Rubs90

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    Oh I don't know, egg cancer is way too much of a risk
     
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    sausages can apprently lead to cancer too! i'm fucked!
     
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    yeah you fucking love to suck on those sausages man
     
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    SO DOES HAVING SEX WITH POLARBEARS
     
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    i know eating burnt toast can apparently give u cancer.

    but having sex with burnt toast?

    will it give you cancer?
     
  19. Nutek

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    i'm not sure about you mate but i tend to bite and chew mine..
     
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    kinky :teeth: