Sex Toy Shuts Down Australian Airport

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  1. mesh

    mesh Active Member

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    Sex Toy Shuts Down Australian Airport

    A scare triggered by a vibrating sex toy shut down a major Australian regional airport for almost an hour on Monday.


    The vibrating object was discovered on Monday morning inside a garbage can at the terminal cafeteria at Mackay Airport in Queensland state.

    Cafeteria manager Lynne Bryant said her staff had been cleaning tables when they noticed a strange humming noise coming from the garbage can.

    “It was rather disconcerting when the rubbish bin started humming furiously,” Ms Bryant said. “We called security and next minute everybody was being evacuated while they checked it out.”

    The police spokeswoman said the terminal was evacuated immediately. Passengers who had arrived on a recent flight, check-in staff, cafeteria employees and hire car personnel were all forced to leave.

    “Another two flights were expected to land at that stage but alternate arrangements were made for the passengers to collect their luggage away from the terminal,” the spokeswoman said.

    She said the emergency alert was cancelled after 45 minutes when the package was identified as an adult sex toy.

    Ms Bryant said in retrospect, the humming sounded exactly like a vibrator, but it was better to be safe then sorry.

    “You can’t afford to take chances,” Ms Bryant said.


    http://news.scotsman.com/latest.cfm?id=3584883


    for fuck's sake ... :applause:
     
  2. evol4276

    evol4276 DIBBA DIBBA!!!*^@%~!

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    ah hahahaha
     
  3. Ab0|2Ti0N

    Ab0|2Ti0N WHAT THE FUCK IS JUICE???

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    Vinylmixer New Member

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    Carefull... Killer dildo on the loose!!

    Already taken 13 innocents to the brink of pleasure, make sure your not the next one on the list!!!!!!
     
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    the really weird thing to consider is why would someone throw away a vibrator in an airport cafeteria?
     
  6. moriaty

    moriaty Active Member

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    between a low hum and a high whine
    maybe it was ordered for a cleaner ? :kermit: