Sex in a club/rave <<-- who's done it??

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  1. RocksteadyUK

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    I have... got some pretty jokes storys actually...

    1 of them being.... at Coronet in London... went to some Valve night... anyway.... started getting it on with a girl... decided it was a good idea to go in the toilets and have a bit.... next thing.... the door to the toilet gets pretty much kicked off its hinges.... turn around and theres 2 bouncers standing there.... anyway..... they told us to get out... we did... 5min later one of the bouncers came back said... "someone said there was two men in there... sorry man... didnt mean to fuk with your mojo.... get back in there mate".... so i did.... end of story...

    i have a few more.. but i cant be bothered to typye them just yet...


    anyway... anyone else done it??
     
  2. hyperd4eva

    hyperd4eva H&M SCARVES

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    that has to be the safest bouncer ever.... good story!!
     
  3. Borf™

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    I've fingered a girl in a rave before, on the dancefloor.

    And I had a blowjob off one in the toilet and her brother kicked the door in (not knowing his siter was sucking me off) to snort some coke and went on a mad one which followed in a 20 man brawl outside and almost being arrested. She added me on facebook the next day and was minging, so it really wasn't worth it.
     
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    fingered lol. so funny.

    Not a club.. rave a few times..

    Worst place i think was at my nieces christening.. the little after party thing snuck off with my girl friend to these disabled toilets.. man they got luxary seating!

    im a wrongun.
     
  5. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    Im planning on fucking you at Ram Rocksteady.
     
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    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    I did have sex in this one club when I was 5 well it wasnt a club more of a ring I dont really want to talk about it.
     
  7. RocksteadyUK

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    ill look forward to it man!!



    Heres another little story...


    Went to Ministry Of Sound with my mrs at the time... started getting the horn.. as you do..... and went to the toilets.... had a little go in there... but for some reason she just wasnt up for going all out.... so anyway, we left the toilets.... only for her to say 5min later that she wanted to go at it again. By this time, we had got upto the balcony above the bar area, and was sitting down on the seats up there. I said to her, why doesnt she just pull her skirt up and sit on me.... after much hesitation she did and started bobbing up and down on my lap.... anyway.... some guy came and sat down next to me... tottally off his tits.... started with the whole pilled up talk asking me where i was from etc.... was pretty jokes.... i remember telling him to hold on a min, finished up inside the mrs... then she stood up to reveal my dong... the guy face when he looked down was absolutly priceless.... the only thing he could conjour up in his pilled up state was... "thats amazing" hahahaha.. what was amazing?? my dong or the fact i had been getting fuked by my mrs for the last 20min while he was talking to me!! hahahahaha.. so jokes!
     
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    ScottyEightSix HUGE EARS > COMEDY CHIN

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    lol rock man you got some cracking stories
     
  9. mansell

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    That is priceless rock!!!
     
  11. robhicks1

    robhicks1 Nuts about Zoo

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    Lol keep them coming Rock:not_worth
     
  12. slimbo011

    slimbo011 I've been naughty, I'm banned

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    sounds like you were doing it wrong :teeth:
     
  13. RocksteadyUK

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    you love it really!! come on mansell... you must have some stories
     
  14. mansell

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    I haven't... quite boring for me really.
    Best place for me is police station car park.
     
  15. ScottyEightSix

    ScottyEightSix HUGE EARS > COMEDY CHIN

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    Elaborate... We want details :teeth:
     
  16. mansell

    mansell husk basically*

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    I got fucked... that is all.
     
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    ScottyEightSix HUGE EARS > COMEDY CHIN

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    Fair enough
     
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    One of my friends claims he nailed his wife on the dancefloor during Omar Santana's set @ Monster Massive several years ago ( This was when they had Hardcore at Cali massives :rinsed:.... not anymore).
     
  19. mansell

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    I coudln't really go into too much detail really... its not fair on everyone else.
     
  20. RocksteadyUK

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    seriously??? aawww Marnie, thats no good... i wanted some female input... hahaa.. would be pretty funny to get some female points of view on this....