Sex and the city

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  1. _MILLA

    _MILLA Flamboyant muthafucka

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    The misses has the box set...

    she gets to watch it.. and sometimes i geta massage while sh watches it , oils included.. so bonus.

    Anyway, this has been goin on for a while... for the first few episodes i was bored outa my mind.

    Then, i found myself bein drawn to watching as the charlotte character is too fly.

    Now.. i cant help pissing myself watching it, 4 horny old bitches giving there fanny away left right and center all fancy free.. some of the shit is pretty funny.

    anyguy with a misses will have scene it at some point.

    anyone else watch this show ? dont get me wrong i wouldnt watch it alone... but it def has its moments!


     
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  2. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    there is alot going on behind the scenes in a relationship. specially when two people live together, there is so much that you can not tell from looking at the surface, because who knows what goes on behind locked doors. some things are best kept that way milla.
    you are young. so you cant fully comprehend what you just did. you must take my word for this lad, and never repeat those words to any man, in your life, ever again.
     
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    ApeCat Human Dubplate

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  4. ScottyEightSix

    ScottyEightSix HUGE EARS > COMEDY CHIN

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    lol, used to be alright for a cheeky one when I was about 14/15 can't say I've seen it since
     
  5. MARKLAR

    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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  7. _MILLA

    _MILLA Flamboyant muthafucka

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    haha really that bad ? ....

    i cant help it bruv.. this woman is too fit!!!

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    ApeCat Human Dubplate

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    She don't give head 2/10 wnb.
     
  9. Kenneth4Eva

    Kenneth4Eva Let's Breed

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    aaah the old 3 whores and their mother show. i would never mention this ritual you have with your girlfriend to any of your mates. EVER.
    next you will be buying cosmopolitian cocktails and painting your girlfriends nails.
     
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    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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    3 whores and the mother.
    hahahahaha
     
  11. Teddy

    Teddy 60% Staff Member

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    fantastic programe. both rich and compelling.

    by enjoying it, you sir are a perfect example of a modern man.
    unafraid of anyone questioning your sexuality, wearing super skinny chinos, open toe sandels and v neck t shirts that swoop so low your belly button can feel the breeze.

    also she's isn't fit. she has a chin that could cut glass. look again.
     
  12. jsmith89

    jsmith89 Hmph..... silly...

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    i had a falling out with my gf for paying twice to see the sex and the city film at the cinema. TWICE. jesus
     
  13. Kenneth4Eva

    Kenneth4Eva Let's Breed

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    maybe because you went to the cinema by yourself
     
  14. _MILLA

    _MILLA Flamboyant muthafucka

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    unaffraid, yes... chinos, yes... skinny chinos.. no!!! v neck, no!! .. sandles... yes, if its a hot day...

    i aint embarassed.. its funny and is full of sex, i watch it with my misses ..

    dont see the problem tbh

    not like im sat home alone watching the box set with a tub of ice cream...........................................


















    or am i!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :eek:
     
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  15. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    yeah. four times.
     
  16. jsmith89

    jsmith89 Hmph..... silly...

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    i did, its the best way. no compromises
     
  17. hyperd4eva

    hyperd4eva H&M SCARVES

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    hahah i would delete this thread asap!
     
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  18. _MILLA

    _MILLA Flamboyant muthafucka

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    ppph... i delete nothing... i put my neck on the line... now i will take the consequences like a man....like a man that enjoys oily massages sex and the city. you sir, dun know.

    ;)
     
  19. hyperd4eva

    hyperd4eva H&M SCARVES

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    fuckin hell... my days of oily massages are long gone mate.. 3 years with a woman soon eats away at any luxury like that! ;)
     
  20. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    3 years tone! you must really like her. i remember the only girl i managed to spend 3 years with, i couldnt stand her after a few months and by three years i flat out refused to have sex unless i was chuck full of whiskey and a pillow over her face. so yeah tell me about it, but you ever have that haha btw, when youre fucking and the girl puts the pillow over her face? had a few girls do that, nothing kinky, i think its to hide their face. or some shit, could be they wanted me to suffocate them to death