Setting up a business ..

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  1. EWOKS

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    right ive got a good idea for a business.. has anyone ever set one up ? know any good sites ect , that will help me making the right decisions.. im really not cut out for this, wanna just be a bum to the world and do someone elses work for the rest of my days but i think goin all fully packed jamdango gunna get you greased elbow on the pow wow how now brown joseph
     
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    "what do you know?"

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    Let me know your idea and I may be able to give you some advice :rolleyes:
     
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    studied business for nearly half a decade mate.

    this is your bible http://www.businesslink.gov.uk.

    if i remember rightly, you need to register your business with companies house. You need to filll out form10 and form 12, memorandum of association and articles of assosiation.

    I believe if you set up as a sole trader its gonna cost you about £30. i aint studied business in a while now.
     
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    its an electric hammer company,
    ill come round and bang ya nails in and nail ya bird up against the wall
     
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    if your serious about this you shud have rung me. any info ring me. im shareholder in three buisnesses and there not ed spoor washing lorries. ring me if you serious, if its garble and am guessing theres a 60 per cent chance it is then continue drinking from the candle stick holder.
     
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    /\/\/\/\/\/\ who are you? do we know you? how do you know ed spoor?/\/\/\/\/\/\
     
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    sorry, i quoted someone in a drunken joke that only i found funny.
    :rinsed::rinsed::rinsed:
    i really should unplug my internet when i drink vodka
     
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    i only unplug mine after a pukka pie and smack marathon. pm toejam for instructions on vodka'd up interwebbing
     
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    heavy .:not_worth
     
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    what the fuck , ?? how you know ed spoor ?? you say you quoted someone ? who .. one of me best mates is ed spoor who washes lorries as his business.. well he used to. surely you not just made up the name ed spoor and co-incidence has it that you put washing lorries aswell ... so are you stocksy ? dave ? ed hill ? ..
     
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    nah mate, i honestly quoted that of someone. quoted it and changed 40 percent to 60 percent, just for a giggle.

    the only thing is....i really dont have a clue where i've quoted it from. it was in this thread somewhere...now its gone...someone must have deleted it or edited it.
     
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    what ? , well i think ive worked it out .. Dan M posted it, then deleted it , deffed out coz you quoted it before he got to delete it .. so had to try pick the pukka pie out his rectum . if not then theres a hidden spoor friend on the forum. gotta be said, if theres is i need to know so we can cover how much of a lovable fucktard he really is. dan m . come out with your hands in the air .. the spoor lorry washing post was yours before you deleted it .. you old fag nub
     
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    in fact, i've got a pm from dan m saying 'touche'. so yeah. well done sherlock. but can you riddle me this riddle....

    which feathered creature is the most sarcastic of all the flying beasts....????>>>>??????

    taaahahahahahaaaaa