Secret Santa

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  1. greddie

    greddie Super Sir Loin

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    on the topic of work and chirstmas.... we have a secret santa. i have got some bloke who i barley know.... what do i get him? been looking on firebox and what not for gifts under a tenner..


    what do u buy / what have u got from a secret santa?
     
  2. ThePapa

    ThePapa Suffragette City..

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    Did my first secret santa last year and was absolutely gutted when I realised I was the only one who'd stuck to the £5 limit. Made me feel like a tight git...the sly bastards! Let that be a warning...
     
  3. greddie

    greddie Super Sir Loin

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    yeah see i was thinking of going over the limit, but then i thought, no one else would, i dont wanna be the sucker who splashes out on something decent, when all im gonna get is gummy-tits or fucking novelty x mas glasses, u know?
     
  4. MARKLAR

    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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    get em a dildo and a photo of u winking
     
  5. theone

    theone Just say no to dubstep!

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    something random. I got this dude i worked with a Jesus figure. Completely confused the geeza, job done.
     
  6. drp81

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    this (y)

    failing that, i got one of these for the geezer in my office....

    http://www.firebox.com/product/2754/Special-FX-Saber?via=sfg

    one of the girls got one for someone else so will be cheap imitation star wars battles for however long it takes for them to break - i give it about 10 mins.
     
  7. Monkey spasm

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    Get him a 10 bag or a 15 bag if your feeling generous then you can come round ere and smoke the other fivers worth. Job done. :2thumbs:Anyways, wheres you been Greddie?
     
  8. greddie

    greddie Super Sir Loin

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    i been about man :) laying low, keeping it cool.

    firebox it is, think ill get him some fucking shitty putty, or a 5 quid nerf gun?
     
  9. Monkey spasm

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    dunno man that light saber looks fuckin quality. Or give him some of those coupons you get from the geezers outside burger king, thats like 20 quid right there!
     
  10. MARKLAR

    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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    a photo of your whispering eye
     
  11. greddie

    greddie Super Sir Loin

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    a photo of my butt cheeks?
     
  12. ThePapa

    ThePapa Suffragette City..

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    For £10 you could get them framed.
     
  13. ONSLAUGHT88

    ONSLAUGHT88 I sees ya I do I sees ya

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    go to poundland and get him 10 different presents :D
     
  14. Joey AdhD

    Joey AdhD sweaty scouser

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    u could spent the ten quid in the boozer on ya lunch from work, get wellied on pound a pint, go back work fucked, graple the office fitty, get sacked then ya dont need to worry bout secret santa, roberts ya fathers brother.
     
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