First of all I don't want any more socks. I have now an adequate amount to not wash any socks for nearly 2 months wearing a pair a day. Secondly im fed up of Turkey. If its not a turkey roast, its turkey curry, turkey pie, sandwiches, quiches around this time of year. Where the fuck is the goose at? Or some chicken? Thirdly. Why do people bother with Christmas lights? Fair enough some go to lengths and do some mad nativity and masses of lights, but you get some houses with the oddly shaped bush out front covered in fucking pointless shitty fairylights, blatently done by either a windowlicker or drapidz. Im a facking scrooge. Come at me christmas lovers.