Scrooging. Im getting old...

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by Agent Smith, Dec 28, 2011.

  1. Agent Smith

    Agent Smith Currently Putins Koala

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    First of all I don't want any more socks. I have now an adequate amount to not wash any socks for nearly 2 months wearing a pair a day.

    Secondly im fed up of Turkey. If its not a turkey roast, its turkey curry, turkey pie, sandwiches, quiches around this time of year. Where the fuck is the goose at? Or some chicken?

    Thirdly. Why do people bother with Christmas lights? Fair enough some go to lengths and do some mad nativity and masses of lights, but you get some houses with the oddly shaped bush out front covered in fucking pointless shitty fairylights, blatently done by either a windowlicker or drapidz.

    Im a facking scrooge. Come at me christmas lovers.
     
  2. dirty breaks

    dirty breaks Guest

    nothing better than driving around your local council estate looking at all the christmas lights...






    edit:is it alright if you change 'peak' to 'peek' in the link in your sig? seen it a couple of times and its annoying me for some reason...
    kthnxbai
     
  3. Agent Smith

    Agent Smith Currently Putins Koala

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    just for you...as its christmas i've edited it :D

    Its not even just council estates. people have now decided to glamour their houses with this poundland crap all over the place.
     
  4. DeeGun

    DeeGun Church of Krust

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    Same here but with pork.
     
  5. Teddy

    Teddy 60% Staff Member

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    i dont understand the concept of decorating ur house with lights.
    when u get indoors you cant see them. maybe its nice for the whole 12 seconds u see them from the driveway to the front door, but even then if ur the first one home and they are not on a timer its just pointless.

    surley they dont put them up for others to see and go "hey look at that house, i bet they fucking love christmas!" i mean give a fuck.

    some twat near me has them on all day and all night. what a waste of power, i just dont understand what joy u can get from decorating the ouside of your house.
     
  6. Kenneth4Eva

    Kenneth4Eva Let's Breed

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    i fancy some fried rice and curry sauce
     
  7. RocksteadyUK

    RocksteadyUK SkimoBeats

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    You what i dont understand.... why the fuck do you have to put a fukin tree in your front room!!?? and then cover it in shitty shiny shit to make it look like its not a tree!?
     
  8. DeeGun

    DeeGun Church of Krust

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    You missed the point there, it has to look like a tree covered in shitty shiny shit! :D
     
  9. Agent Smith

    Agent Smith Currently Putins Koala

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    completely agree.

    People end up moving all their shit around in the lounge/front room to make room for some 6 foot tree to cover it up in tinsel and bells? To make this polished up turd effectively the focal point of their house for 20 odd days.

    Its a tree at the end of the day. Trees go/grow outside.
     
  10. RocksteadyUK

    RocksteadyUK SkimoBeats

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    The only good thing about a tree in your house.... well... in mine anyway... is watching my cats confused face when he realises theres a tree in the house.. and then seeing him try his very best to get each and every last bit of shiny shit on the floor... makes my christmas every year...
     
  11. dnbkingz

    dnbkingz bollocks

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    nothing wrong with moar socks imo.
     
  12. dirty breaks

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    i need moar socks... didn't get any this year. genuinely annoyed that i didn't.
     
  13. Mr Fletch

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    Sure is miserable cunt in here.....
     
  14. ThePapa

    ThePapa Suffragette City..

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    We were just waiting for you to bring the laughs Fletch...
     
  15. Mr Fletch

    Mr Fletch aka KRONIX

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    Right....well......I'm here! Lets get this party rolling!!!
     
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    ThePapa Suffragette City..

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  17. ONSLAUGHT88

    ONSLAUGHT88 I sees ya I do I sees ya

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    I don't hate lights but what's the deal with all the new blue LEDs, everyone's houses look like a escort or a moped
     
  18. chewdiggy

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    Had to buy myself some socks this year. Gutted.
     
  19. dirty breaks

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  20. chewdiggy

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    Ha, nah not quite. Mum & sister got me a few tunes instead ;)