Scots are booziest in Britain

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  1. SpudGun

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    http://www.thesundaypost.co.uk/news1.htm

    :beers:

    The men wear skirts, they fry chocolate bars and their english sounds like swedish..what do you expect? ;)
     
  2. GoldnSilver

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    Surprised.. I thought it'd be Irish at the top.. but then I remembered that's not Britain. Sounds about right with Scottish there but its not a fucking skirt and deep fried mars bars are bliss... sorta.
     
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    Now there's a turn up for the books! :teeth:

    I think a certain tonic wine made by monks is to blame.
     
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    Didn´t I put a smilie there..I wear a kilt right now.:teeth:
     
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    ther's some drink u can get there called Buckfast, but it's effectivley a can of relentless mixed mixed with red wine, caffeine content is 37.5mg/100ml

    it's been in the news quite a bit over the last cpl of years as it's become the hobo drink of choice and has been a catalyst in over 5000 crimes

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    :lol:

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    these monks must be from hell then
     
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    All my family are Scottish, im 2/3rds scottish and i totally agree with this.

    being paralytic is like have a swift couple in scotland
     
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    Yeah that buckfast shit got slated on BBC news the other night for too many links to crime as Blurr said.
     
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    as good as tho mate
     
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    Not a skirt...
     
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    you have three parents?
     
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    3 dads apparently.
     
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    We had that already..I put this ;) there for a reason..kthxbye
     
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    :lol:
     
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    it tastes of shit
     
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    I can drink the Scottish people I know under the table.

    But they can smoke alot more bag & sniff alot more glue than I can, so I guess it balances out.
     
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    Rob Tel Terror enjoys a healthy slerp of buckerz...and really enjoys the Consequences, i myself am a lambrini man but i am willing to jump to the dark side.
     
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    This doesn't surprise me in the slightest I work in a pub and shit loads of Scotts come in and they can drink like fuckin fish there all old geezers but they'd out drink me hands down!!
     
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    Dam those irresponsible Scots!