scientists found a cure for cancer?

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  1. MARKLAR

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    Fuck that shit.

    The cure for Cancer has been around for yonks...

    Ladies & Gentlemen, I present you with...

























































































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    i heard this a month or so back on teh radio... shit init!
     
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    that, along with THC, which reduces lung and brain tumours massivly

    DCA is actually used for cancer treatment already, the only reason it isnt used widley is because it takes so long for medicines to go thru trial periods, its in the final phase in Canada tho, but of course that hasnt got much relevance for the UK, our medical boards dont seem to trust other nations to do proper research, you can get it on prescription as an 'off-label' treatment, ie its not licenced for that specificly, and would probly take a fair amount of persuasion to get it from a doc, but definitly worth keeping in mind, along with THC, given that 30% of people are directly affected by cancer in one way or another
     
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    well, the money grabbing cunts is the shit bit... the cure for cancer is win!

    SMOKE EM UP JOHNNY

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  7. logikz

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    scary stuff. they have a cure, we know about it and when you come down with cancer you wont be able to get it. have to go down redlight talk to jesus (pronounced hay-zeus, hes colombian) and get smacked in the mouth for trying to buy some shit he never heard of. you all know jesus right
     
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    Aparently there has been herbal cures for certain types of cancer for years but as the NHS can't make anything of them they aint willing to back it
     
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    question! does chemo work? seems to be awful popular round hospitals.
     
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    you can also get DCA on prescription in most countries, its used for other conditions already, it wont be offered, you will have to ask, infact, demand it from them (unless you have one of the rare types that it is offered for)

    just incase people are interested, 2OZ of herb a month is a prescription in the countries you can get it in (for eg Canada, Holland & a few other eu countries), so if you are unlucky enough to ever need THC for this...also you want a strain with CBD and lots of THC, for eg White Russian, *REAL* white russian with 2% cbd and 20%+ THC, dont rely on sum bullshit from a dealer, goto Dam and get it on prescription, and a good Vaporizor, bollox to UK law telling people they have to die in agony on chemo drugs, its your life afterall, chances are a large number of people on this forum will need cancer treatment one day...spread this info far and wide! :( THC is also massivly benificial for dealing with Nausea if you end up needing chemo

    yes sometimes, but it depends what you consider 'working', allot of treatments consider it a success if you live for a further 5 years, and it totally fuks your body up aswell, definitly a last resort imo
     
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    Does this mean that Dnb Lynch, Lovedemcocks, and Gay Sparra are gonna get banned?
     
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    hahaha
     
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    theres a cure for aids aswell yet they try and keep it a secret
     
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    Probably because it costs a shit load of money
     
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    Incoming zombie apocalypse.
     
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    does this work?!

    i can smoke as much as i want without any consequences because i can always drink water with dhc? !
     
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    can you bang your head on a wall without getting a headache, if you take paracetamol first? :p
     
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    i actually do think so yeah? never taken any so i dunno :D
     
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    Cannabis has been proven to shrink and even eradicate cancerous tumors.

    Scientists have known for years, but it cant be patented and milked, so they dont give a shit. Theyd much rather the chemo and expensive pills.