Sayings // Words

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  1. Fes Rock

    Fes Rock Nothing..........

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    I know some of you got some great sayings. $marty has dropped some legendary ones on me. And i have a few to share..

    post yours

    Lamp

    See also "Chill"

    What'd you do last night?
    Nothin', man, I was just lampin' at the crib.

    Colder than a witches tit (fucking cold out)
    Tits on a Bull - Dumb ass
    >>It is what it is <----been saying this left & right<<---
     
  2. BoudiCat

    BoudiCat SERIAY.

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  3. Textbook

    Textbook BUTTER

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    Yew/You wasson? - Hello, what are you / have you been up to?

    Rougher than a blind cobblers thumb - i dont feel very well. ---- i would think thats universal.

    Wetter than an otters pocket - she was.

    bout as much motivation as a k'd up sloth. - i really cant be assed.
     
  4. Dj Dirty Pimp

    Dj Dirty Pimp Active Member

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    ill have a quick shafties - ill have a quick look.

    my mouth is as dry as a nuns cunt - im rather hungover and have a dry mouth lol
     
  5. safety

    safety double safety

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    safety*

    i think it's pretty self explanitary
     
  6. Toejam

    Toejam OOOBEY DOOBEY

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    canadian workmate keeps saying this, its caught on with the whole workshop,all you can hear around the workshop is "It is what it is"
     
  7. Sammy Dexcell

    Sammy Dexcell Stop editing my profile Smarty!

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    Newtche meaning noob/douche big in 09!!!

    I just creme freche'd my pants! < meanin your ohhh face!

    sweet as a cashew! < aka sweet as a nut?

    i hate it but all my mates keep sayin to everythin, an i mean everything, ' thats not wat she said' Its gotten really annoyin its like being 15 again!
     
  8. Fes Rock

    Fes Rock Nothing..........

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    try harder*
     
  9. Sammy_Dodger

    Sammy_Dodger Mr Ed

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    Fes = The don dappa Daddy

    i.e

    "Oh my days...did you see how hench that spider was??...Thats was propa Fes man"
     
  10. SIRUS

    SIRUS 変なひと

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    fuck my old boots > oh my god. blimey. oh dear.

    two bob > rhyming slang for shit.

    coated off > slagged off, slated, disrespected.

    thunderflid > massive twat, spazlexic, numpty, moron.



    fuck my old boots, i'm getting coated off by a thunderflid > blimey, this cheeky idiot has dared to insult me?
     
  11. sam the dnb man

    sam the dnb man Variation

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    omg its hotter than the sun= what a nice day
    omg its colder than the sun= what shit weather
     
  12. MARKLAR

    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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    chilly perkins = cold
     
  13. mcbeckzman :P

    mcbeckzman :P bambalachaz™ MC Beckzman

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    Ive noticed in all waffle nothing u EVER say is funny even though its supposed to be. LOL. In being such a FAIL u made me laugh.

    HIGH FIVE

    She had more cocks than a chicken farm > That women has had a lot of penis
     
  14. *SweetPea*

    *SweetPea* LADY VINYL

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    Fill yer boots - Help yourself

    I'm Chilling like a villian - I'm just chilling out
     
  15. ac

    ac I've been naughty, I'm banned

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    Cock juggling thundercunt -> Battleaxe or extreme bitch.
     
  16. Fes Rock

    Fes Rock Nothing..........

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    ay ay, woah there tiger :tut:

    self explanitory thunderflid
     
  17. ac

    ac I've been naughty, I'm banned

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    D'oh! Failed :(
     
  18. deadaelus

    deadaelus Laughter in the Slaughter

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    Jimmy Swaggart -> Ketamine
     
  19. Gumby

    Gumby New Member

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    heres a couple of aussie ones

    yonks = a long time
    "i havent seen mesh in yonks"

    rank = disgusting
    "eeewww dude that angry dragon was rank!"
     
  20. RevTech

    RevTech Butthole=output transduce

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    DJ Hazzard - M*ch*t* > Great tune!!!! :thumbsup: :D :thumbsup:

    (Edit, almost forgot to censor that o_O)