say youd want to kill yourself...

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  1. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    ...and make the body dissapear completely at the same time, how would you go about it?
    im thinking glueing a gun to your hand, shooting yourself in the head, whilst leaning over some sort vat of smoldering iron, but where would you find something like that readily available.
     
  2. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    a stick of dynamite, between your teeth, stark naked in a forrest marsh might work too
     
  3. Dustek

    Dustek Finished the PhD

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    Is this hypothetical, or 'hypothetical' as in massive Monday come-down?
     
  4. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    i just thought decomposing in public is so terribly undignified so i was pondering on how to aviod that
    i stayed in all weekend, purely hypothetical you understand.
     
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    Bad Ace Close2Death

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    shut urself in a brick kiln 4 a couple of hours....all that would remain is teeth.....and yes,i have access to a brick kiln :)
     
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    Swan'e Style Hollyoaks Bizness

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    :tut: you said that naughty word again
     
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    moriaty Active Member

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    just kill yourself next to an ant nest.
    in two days there will be nothing left.
     
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    Bad Ace Close2Death

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    or in a pig farm
     
  9. Fes Rock

    Fes Rock Nothing..........

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    Logikz dont kill yourself...we love u (like a retarded brother)
     
  10. SIRUS

    SIRUS 変なひと

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    slingshot yourself into space.
     
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    Fes Rock Nothing..........

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    delete yourself...and ride the NYC train...ppl have been dead for weeks before someone actually compalined of a corpse. I would atleast toss the stiff on the tracks...like remo in beatstreet
     
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    Goaty INTAGOATY STYLE RUN WILD

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    Or a goat heard . I'm hungry
     
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    moriaty Active Member

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    so am i, get in the fuking oven
     
  14. Gumby

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    just go for a really long swim in the ocean.

    or it'd be cool if you covered yourself in cement in the local park. people would just think you were some new shitty statue. no one would suspect a thing.
     
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    scholes Waffley Versatile

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    Jump in your local volcano.
     
  16. Reactor Grits

    Reactor Grits lick a shot

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    Bring the holy bible to Iraq, when they'll find you 3 months later in a river or something you'd be hard to recognize when those guys had their way with you
     
  17. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    i think lots and lots of chickenwire is going to be key, still working on the implementation though
     
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    Fes Rock Nothing..........

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    Jump off something
     
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    Reactor Grits lick a shot

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    Crawl into a very large anus as deep as you can and stay there
     
  20. SIRUS

    SIRUS 変なひと

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    can you die from too much sex?

    might be worth a go anyway.