say you had a big old lumpy cranium

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  1. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    is it possible to smooth it out? like ceramics on that spinny table or wood in that spinny thing with the chisel and that. its not for me im asking for a friend.
     
  2. Marcus Alkemist

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    an axe will do it

    either that or some dubstep
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    an axe? hardly ideal is it??
     
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    RocksteadyUK SkimoBeats

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    CCS - Cosmetic Cranial Sanding

    DIY Guide:

    1. Shave hair
    2. Take a felt tip pen and draw a line accross their forehead... approx 1 inch above eye brow.
    3. Now draw a straight line from the tips of previous line going down the sides of the head and stopping just after the ears.
    4. Take a scalpal and cut along the lines ensuring you leave enough skin behind the head to allow the skin to flap backwards.
    5. Now slowly peel back the skin and allow to flap.
    6. Take a Black & Decker Powerfile sander and begin to round of said persons skull
    7. Replace flap on top of head
    8. Staple back together... or super glue.. which ever is at hand

    sorted... nice shiny round skull
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    they have a name for it and all? my word. you know everything.
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    could some kind of restrictive harness be used to make it kind of contract?
     
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    Teddy 60% Staff Member

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    please no not attempt to amend the size/shape of your head yourself, especially with power tools!
    it can only lead to a trip to the accident and emergecy ward

    instead, why not try disgusing that cranium with various household artifacts, post pics and we'll tell u our favourite.
    here's a few examples to get you started .. paper bag .. bucket ... pillow case
     
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    Yep... id expect so... id suggest trying one of those compression bags that sleeping bags come in?? you know the ones??

    or maybe... a simple wet leather belt... attached to the skull and tightly buckled up... then allow to dry... this will give you the torsion needed.
     
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    Egyptians used to bind there domes with bandages and cloth to make there head grow a different shape.. is ure mate 5 years old .. if so .. put his head in a vice, and leave him , and feed him via a staw with his head still viced up .. be sure to make a bed for him on the work top that his head and vice are connected to .. you dont want him getting uncomfortable after all .. then in 10 years time his head will be a different shape to that of which it would of once been ..

     
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    Can i just take the credit here for your dive in egotiscal self confidence, from sexually predatory eurolion, to breezeblock head guy trying to emulate borfs glasses.
     
  14. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    thats right, isnt it, the egyptians used to do it. and thats like yonks ago. im sure theyve developed their methods since then too, could be its christmas in egypt this year.

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    and why should you get credit? also its for a friend i maen its not for me or so.