say someone drops a phone in the street...

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  1. rysk

    rysk Part-time waster

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    ...and i find it on my way to the shop, how illegal would it be to then sell it to my local friendly branch of skag-converters?
     
  2. MARKLAR

    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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    if you found it not a problem just abit cunty
     
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    rysk Part-time waster

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    i know your supposed to hand it into the police...but...

    1) don't fancy waiting around for 28 days to see if they come collect it
    2) don't like interacting with police
    3) could do with a bit of cash this weekend
    4) i'm a cunt.
     
  4. $marty

    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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    Do the right thing and hand it in. It's a cunt when you lose a phone.
     
  5. MARKLAR

    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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    could try ringing a number on it mite give u a reward?
     
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    rysk Part-time waster

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    I should mention their music library consists of some really piss-poor dubstep...


    still cunty?
     
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    rysk Part-time waster

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    found it with the case knocked off, battery out and no sim to be seen
     
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    t345e Well-Known Member

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    Your probably not gonna much for it anyway man. What phone is it?
     
  9. rysk

    rysk Part-time waster

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    samsung tocco lite S5230

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    can get £20-£30 if i take it to a shop, £40-£50 if i go through the longness of ebay...but my paypals £40 in debt anyway, so thats a no go.


    just to clarify, i'm not the sort of cunt to go out of my way to nick someones shit, if i saw this person drop it, i'd let them know. But as far as i'm concerned, whoever it is is an idiot for not keeping tabs on their possessions and i doubt they expect anyone to go out of their way to give it back
     
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    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    ring the number. or wait till it rings. give it back you cheap fuck.
     
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    rysk Part-time waster

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    as i said, no sim card to be found.
     
  12. MARKLAR

    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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    fuck it sell that shit
     
  13. Moskit

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    Repeatedly smash yourself in the face with the failhammer that you keep holstered for occasions like this.

    Then set a fire in your own house to die in.
     
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    make sure the bluetooth is on and then sellotape it to the side of your head, this stops you from getting cancer.
     
  17. Catsel

    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    no sim? was it in a sealed box aswell?
     
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    ThePapa Suffragette City..

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    This is great advice armed. Tried and tested.
     
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    If there is any way u can locate the owner I would give it back.

    Fuck sake it's a phone. Shits important these days. Id rather loose my wallet than my phone.
    The reward u will get from being a good person unlike most of the cunts out there these days will outweigh the £20 u get from the shop
     
  20. dirty breaks

    dirty breaks Guest

    You're a grade A cunt, Jolian.