the one with cow udder and its got a ring in it. with living on the edge and crazy on it. its a newish addition to your mothers or fathers side of the family. lets say mother, and its her new guy. then he does a super sexy dance for you and does the splits. what would you think of that. exciting gift or not? also he cruises your house in his y-front undies and a mullet on weekends. hes not hot for your but somehow it feels like an unwanted sexual approach almost like an intrusion. exciting gift or are you disappointed it wasnt the new metallica or cut n' move or madonna or wrexx n effect or whatever bullshit you were into at the time? maybe you wanted g. i. joes or nintendo games. pretty immature for a thirteen year old. he now feels you up at breakfast every morning and promises more when you get home. hes got cigarettes and whiskey on his breath and your mum is dead. decomposing in the bed. thats what you get. hey wonder if i can get this chinese eatin stick all the way in my nose.