Saving money help...

Catsel

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ive got some money i wanna save.. im sure someone on here knows about savings.

im on the moneysupermarket site and theres about 15 different types of saving?!

anyone know which is best? isa, bond, offshore acc etc etc?


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why are you using a random site to save money? whats wrong with using a savings account from your bank? thats how i did it when i was saving to go overseas.
 

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stuff it in your matress man.

isas fluctuate a shitload, i should have had like 10k in mine by now, started saving cash since i was 13, and ive got like 5k.

offshore - be very careful where, most decent places will have like a 1-10k minimum starting deposit.

matress is the best bet, when the banks all collapse again ull b laughing!
 

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Money Saving Tip #24: Don't through out used pizza boxes, staple them to the walls to create some decorative insulation.
 

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Get a wife that will blank you, guilt trip you & starve you of sex for weeks on end, if you spend money out of the high interest joint account, that you pay a set sum in via direct debit each week into.

Best saving scheme ever.
 

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i forgot to mention. i don't want the government to know ive got it.

basically ive got a cheque for 25k.. that needs paying into somthing.. if i pay it into my normal savings acc, then someone's gunna ask questions ent they? or am i just being paranoid...

i wanna invest the money into somthing.. then come back 5 or 10 years later, and have millions more :D ..

im not sure what to do with it. i could put it under my matress.. but ima be moving around alot in the next few years.. so doubt it would be safe there... i guess i could give it to someone in my family to look after.. but 1) they might steal it... and 2) it won't get intrest.

i have a tendancy to chat shit.. so plz lemme know if i am.
 

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the one with the highest interest?
but one with the highest today. could go bust tomorrow..

surley the one with the best average is better.... :confused: i really don't know! too much thinkin, makes me wanna get high n forget it for another day lol
 

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25k the goverment don't need to know about...

lol

Don't put it in any accounts then man.

The only way you can do anything with it without the gov knowing is illigitimately.

Launder it through a business under a different name, pay someone to put it in their account(s).

Open account in false name etc.

There are ways, if you've come across a dodgy 25k, surely you can come across a dodgy way to gain interest/profit on it?

If you want more dodgy money from dodgy money, failing all the above - Put it into a drug selling venture.
 

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its not as dodgy as u think.. just the taxman might wanna peice.. cos im not working.. this is a bit of my income..
 

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Cash it under a fake account.
Then deposit it in monthly installments into your own account.
Make out like it's your wages or something

?????

:teeth:
 

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Cash it under a fake account.
Then deposit it in monthly installments into your own account.
Make out like it's your wages or something

?????

:teeth:
this is a good idea.... with an offshore acc. pay money into that under a diff name... then pay that into real acc.. pretending im working for some random company.. (y)

but i wudn't be saving it..
 

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I'll look after it for you.

But I can't promise it will make any interest.

In fact, It'll probably be gone in a few months.

But maybe not.

Worth a risk yeh?
 
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