Saunas Appreciation!

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  1. D BREAKNECK

    D BREAKNECK 7 years on top

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    I lurve having a sauna. Very relaxing and good for ya, and leaves ya skin glowing, covering up late nights, heavy drinking, general party excess, etc!

    Nothing compares to Swedish saunas, the leisure centres there have like 4 or 5 different kinds of sauna & steam room, jacuzzis, and plunge pools, and get this... a bar!!! & you can bring yr own!

    Nothing like sweating out yr hangover while sipping on a cold can of beer!!!
    :lickface:

    I've just moved, and there's a sauna about a 10 min drive away. Went yesterday. Ace! Just what I needed!

    Who else likes a sauna?

    SDM, if ya gym's got one you should deffo try it after working out...

    Takes the strain out, and speeds recovery...
     
  2. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    saunas nice man, you heard about the dutch saunas?
    unisex sauna. lot less fun than it sounds. its an abomination unto the manliness of saunarism.
     
  3. D BREAKNECK

    D BREAKNECK 7 years on top

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    Ha!

    It's funny, in the Swedish public saunas I went to, they had both Unisex and single sex. The Male single sex tended to attract tanned sauna poseur blokes in skimpy speedos, sitting legs wide open, proudly showing off their packets.

    Many UK saunas are unisex. I don't really care, specially if the ladies are attractive (they rarely are round here tho).

    What fucks me off is ppl who feel they have to make dull small take in the sauna, cos I'm not really interested, I'm there to relax.

    Not saying you can't have a good conversation with a stranger in a sauna, but the weather, yr job, how often you come here, if you've been in the pool or not? Fuck off!
     
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    Dustek Finished the PhD

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    I've got a sauna at my gym but I don't use it too much because half of the guys at the gym are gay and they all congregate there after showing off their muscles.
     
  5. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    way i remember it swimwear is prohibited in any sauna in sweden. i thought that was common practice for all saunas even?
     
  6. YOUNG TUNA

    YOUNG TUNA IT'S ME BITCHES

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    Yeah swedish saunas are cool... thou finnish saunas are also kinda cool but....... whatever...

    You'd think finnish saunas are the greatest in the world, since we invented them and all but.............. whatever...















    :cry:


    Word. But yeah fo real saunas in Finland is like a way of life, nothing beats a good house party with somebody warming up the sauna!

    :word:
     
  7. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    say sheep, what is there actually, that is both finnish and the greatest in the world?
     
  8. D BREAKNECK

    D BREAKNECK 7 years on top

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    I dunno if Swedish saunas are the best. But they are good. & sauna-ing then rolling in the snow, or breaking the ice on a plunge pool...Brrr! :rinsed: but very exhilarating.

    I don't know of it being prohibited to wear swimwear, but in the single sex ones at least, most ppl go in naked.

    I believe the Finns like to drink in the sauna too?
     
  9. YOUNG TUNA

    YOUNG TUNA IT'S ME BITCHES

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    ummm i dunno, i think we have the BIGGEST wooden bridge in the world if that counts as the greatest

    finnish education system is being praised as the worlds greatest

    we got muffler, and his the greatest fo sure :devil:

    cmon, what is THE SWEDISH SAUNA anyways?

    P.S wooden bridge is the shit
     
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    I love Finnish Muff for sure:razz:
     
  11. 1992

    1992 Novantadue

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    When I have my own house I am so getting a jacuzzie with programable LED lighting. I love baths, I'm such a girl like that. The bathtub at my folks house sucks as you can't fit in it properly as a full grown adult and its not deep enough.
     
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    So hang out with them anyway, maybe you can get bi-curious with them. :twisted: *lol*
     
  13. YOUNG TUNA

    YOUNG TUNA IT'S ME BITCHES

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    Only fags, and confused teenagers use swimwear in finnish sauna.

    And yes we like to drink but not IN the sauna, only confused teenagers do that. You drink your beer outside the sauna when you're having a brake, standard style... oh yeah.
     
  14. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    swedish sauna is a bastu. terms used so as to avoid the embarresment of involving finland in your day to day conversation.

    psssssssh the finnish education system, you crack me up.
    what could there possibly be to know in finland!
    look an elk! look snow! look a bald guy!
    haha, finnish education.
    but seriously, i knew youd say muffler. hes alright, not the worlds greatest though.

    so all in all, youve got a wooden bridge. could be worse, you couldve been like poland or something, they dont have shit over there.
     
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    We got the pussy.
     
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    Indi Tha Original ThreadKilla!

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    I fucked a blonde college student in a sauna in Copenhagen, while drunk on vodka and schnapps (y)
     
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    YOUNG TUNA IT'S ME BITCHES

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    yeah, kinda like swedish sheepfarmer is called a pimp

    but seriously... swedish sauna? what are they gonna invite next, the afghanistan snowmobile?

    :teeth:
     
  20. D BREAKNECK

    D BREAKNECK 7 years on top

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    With bolt-on rocket launchers & AK47s?

    Defintely a market for them!