Discussion in 'Waffle' started by Claus601, Apr 27, 2016.
It was all a dream..
Jesus wept, whats this shit you've been watching Claude
is that from a real situation or is it on the set of a film? because if its real, that is really shitty, such a shitty thing to do, probably spotted her by sheer coincidence, did the math, because 1+1 equals if shes swimming in the pool she will be naked in the shower later, so ill just clock her and take a picture of her vag and show it to the united nations and get a handsome reward so that i may stay inebriated for three hospital stays, a fortnight, barely evade arrest but miss lunch. what a f¤#king asshole.
plus the fat woman in the front is involved, only she seems to have forgotten to tuck back her dick
and out of all the more famous female comedians, its not sarah silverman i want to see naked, its whitney cummings,who is simply stunningly beautiful, smart, funny, cool, successful, i just saw her on her HBO special a few days ago, didnt come across anything shes done before that but i recognize her from something. but yeah so ok, shes basically the... penultimate woman, its like she took the list of what men want in a woman, went through it, step by step, and became the type of woman that only exits in our dreams and fiction.
shes really intelligent, her standup special on HBO "im your girlfriend" is very good, its a little seinfield ish observational comedy from a veeeeeeeeery female perspective (which normally fucks me off to the point i lose motoric functions and need to be sedated before i punch a baby bear right in his f¤#king sh"t. and then jerk it off. with my dick. in its arse. on camera, as i teabag a pirajnau68 3o5234#".,lk), but manages somehow to keep accessible for men, which is no mean feat, matter of fact, it takes a genius writing skill to pull that off (i think she writes for a few series actually, not sure if she acts, but her name cant have helped her career very much, unless she was in porn up until just recently, annnnnd... yeah i should probably go google that for a bit, brb) and plus on top of all that, she is gorgeous. brunette with green eyes, fantastic figure, didnt have kids yet, takes good care of herself, actually has she done any porn, im serious this time, im going to google it, nobdy outside porn is called "cummings" ffs
That's her man no cgi uke:
i dont know Iliza is pretty cute too
Claude are you paparazzi, be honest
Thought we were going stand up tho....but Tina is a good one
Maybe as Palin but she's an unfunny Cunt
I come here for celeb gossip mostly. Mostly
Wassup with fifth harmony mang?
u just like that clip cuz u know where the sample came from....
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