S&M Party

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So I'm going to an S&M party

Sadly its not what you think
It's a friends bday bash and the fancy dress theme is something with the letters "S" and/or "M"

I was thinking of going as Stephen Hawkins
Old wheel chair, one of those fake display laptops, beige/tweed suit, comedy specs... sorted (y)

Pros:
Get a seat all night

Cons:
Venue not wheelchair accessible
too offensive for the crowd
dribble


So if not stephen, what can i go as?
something funny, original and slightly off taste
 
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