S&M Party

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  1. Teddy

    Teddy 60% Staff Member

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    So I'm going to an S&M party

    Sadly its not what you think
    It's a friends bday bash and the fancy dress theme is something with the letters "S" and/or "M"

    I was thinking of going as Stephen Hawkins
    Old wheel chair, one of those fake display laptops, beige/tweed suit, comedy specs... sorted (y)

    Pros:
    Get a seat all night

    Cons:
    Venue not wheelchair accessible
    too offensive for the crowd
    dribble


    So if not stephen, what can i go as?
    something funny, original and slightly off taste
     
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    Don't wash for a week prior, and go as a smelly motherfucker.
     
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    Go as Mampi Swift- big sumo suit painted black and carry round a copy of 'ra' and 'style baby' all night long.
     
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    ONSLAUGHT88 I sees ya I do I sees ya

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    danwell BAAAAAAAAAAAAABE WAIT

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    Wear fuck loads of m&s bags as a costume
     
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    ApeCat Human Dubplate

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    You could go as me!
     
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    standard munter?










































    :teeth:
     
  12. ApeCat

    ApeCat Human Dubplate

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    damn seppo, you scary.
     
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    Agent Smith Currently Putins Koala

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    Sheikh Mansour? only takes a towel and some rope.

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    That's what you say now. Wait til you see the unloackable alternate costumes.

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    Joey AdhD sweaty scouser

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    jsmith89 Hmph..... silly...

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    herojuana hairy kuala

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    just go as DBP, nobody can argue with that.
     
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    if you like south park and looking gay then go like stan marsh here...

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    Dress up as a gimp. Two birds with one stone. Both something to do with S and/or M, and S&M.

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