Russla is now King?

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  1. IV4

    IV4 Currently a newt.

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    I didn't vote for him.
     
  2. Catsel

    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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  3. Gloxxy

    Gloxxy I SNORT COAL

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    That's because you don't vote for a king, you are born in to it. Russell is of royal lineage. The house of Ashley.
     
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    Teddy 60% Staff Member

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    I heard he lost his hand in an unfortunate smelting incident and now he rules his kingdom with an iron fist.
     
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  5. RUSSLA

    RUSSLA DNBF Monarch

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    True story.
     
  6. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    absolutely not, this is rubbish. im whats what around here not to mention the man has fish-stew in his balls. i wouldve known if anything had changed regarding the title. or not, because im perma drunk and focus mainly on setting stuff on fire behind the dumpster. its fun we should go
     
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    Dark Lizardro The Lizard that has a hammer Staff Member

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    If you're not the king, how can you claim to be?
     
  8. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    kings king. thats what theyre there for. also, how can she slap!
     
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    Gloxxy I SNORT COAL

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    You're the King's Hand. You fell off in a smelting accident.
     
  10. RUSSLA

    RUSSLA DNBF Monarch

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    Covered in jizz too no doubt. Palmella for realz
     
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  11. hyperd4eva

    hyperd4eva H&M SCARVES

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    russ is the king of the cock
     
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  12. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    what is this smelting accident that keeps coming up, why hasnt anyone told me about this. crude. i am after all king, although, from what i recall, it is andrew that isnt king. mainly. dont think it was russ. it does include him, of course, but that goes without saying, as it includes everyone. just not me.
     
  13. IV4

    IV4 Currently a newt.

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    So is this case of karl being usurped? Will there be a DnB forum civil war. Are we all really crickets chirping?
     
  14. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    there is also a threat of terror as i will post tortoise genitalia whereever you look if anybody tries anything. i think thats pretty kingly, you are no kind of king if you dont opress the people something fierce.

    russ is oppressive but he is more sexually invasive than opressive terror.

    this tortoise penis thing is truly an issue lately, i can barely function for having seen that stuff, im not even joking. have you ever seen one?
     
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    my mate has 2 tortoises, one male and one female, they had to move the female one into his bathroom because the male was such a randy fucker he raped it half to death, was funny seeing them fuck though, just two shells banging against each other, was best when coming back from raving, tripping your nut off and seeing tortoises going at it haha
     
  16. RUSSLA

    RUSSLA DNBF Monarch

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    Nahh that's danger, it goes awkwardly quiet, then as you realise you're all essentially watchin reptile porn BOOM! Your weird mate in the corner gets a boner.
     
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    ive got a boner just thinking about it (y)
     
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    King of gay pakis imo
     
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    I :russla: U x
     
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    RUSSLA DNBF Monarch

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