Russian Mafia Tombstones

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  1. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    and1 Half man, Half amazing

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    Funeral of russian godfather ( thief in law how we say in Russia ) Yaponchik
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    wouldnt want to meet any of those fellars in a dark alley and he is a strong man and you can bury your face in his chest and it makes you feel so safe
     
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    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    dude 2nd one from the top? see that? can only mean they bueried his car next to him. common in those parts of the world really
     
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    dhalsim yoga fire

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    and they all look like such nice blokes too
     
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    moriaty Active Member

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    really ? a fucking Daewoo ? he's a fucking russian mobster, and he's fond of Daewoos ? he's defo better off dead...
     
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    Gr1pz Aka - Align.

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    haha the car tombstone beats them all
     
  9. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    Fuck it I'm getting one. Eagle on my shoulder, pissed stained trousers, tampon hanging out my mouth, Grandmother cooking dinner in the background, Volkswagen Golf to the right of me.
     
  10. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    big maloney, if not to say enormous really
     
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    DeeGun Church of Krust

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    Oh my..I think thats ridiculous.Cheesy like Happy Hardcore.
    Only the italian mob knows how to..

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    rob_del_terror - ̿ ̿'̵͇̿̿з=(•̪●)=ε

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    i was just about to motivate the volvo when i stumbled upon that. hahahaha. thing is, his kalashnikov bets you wouldn't have laughed.
     
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    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    I would love to see that public schoolboy twat who was pissing over the war memorial, have a go at pissing on one of these.
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    his kalashnikov aside the daewoo is a blatant fuck up, but you see, in that part of the world cars are still a bit of a commodity which is why as a russian mobster you want to be buried with it, so when you get to the other side, you can politely decline who evers there to take you where youre going (charon, valkyries, st peter etc) in your own pace, its an ancient practice from the egyptians to the vikings, i expect the grave next to his will be a mass grave of servants
     
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    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    I have already had my final resting place sorted out. Under the Lion in Forbury Gardens, Reading.

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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    no sir, ive decided your grave will be next to mickey dees in nurnberg
     
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    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    So is the Daewoo a trade off for the Gods. I think Gods would be more acceptive of a reliable and non over consuming petrol car, rather than say an Ferrari.
     
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    Has anyone got the skills to make a website that generates uploaded pictures into russian mafia tombstones?

    Kinda like how the motivational poster thing worked (would be good to start another thread but not everyone has the required skills on photoshop)
     
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    He's not dead. That's what they want you to believe. He just went to America and made a name for himself

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