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Discussion in 'Waffle' started by NastyLimbCheat, Jan 13, 2009.

  1. NastyLimbCheat

    NastyLimbCheat Active Member

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    When eating a banana, never look another man in the eyes and/or comment on the quality of the banana.

    lol
     
  2. MARKLAR

    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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    If she complains about the black eye, she needs another, she obviously didnt learn from the first one.
    hahaha
     
  3. Sammy_Dodger

    Sammy_Dodger Mr Ed

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    haahaha i like it
     
  4. Borf™

    Borf™ Borf

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    I added my own...

    No matter what she says, childbirth is not as painful as a kick in the balls.

    It's true
     
  5. Borf™

    Borf™ Borf

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    Salad is not food.
    It is ok to hate someone simply for not liking their face
    Never put the lid down on the toilet. It's a sign of defeat.
    If you let her do something she wants, she better do it topless.
    Under no circumstances shall a man eat pizza with a knife and fork.


    Haha, quality
     
  6. [Politrix]

    [Politrix] Peace & fucking, believe!

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    If a woman asks to open a jar, you must open it with ease, to prove your masculinity.

    haha love it!
     
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  7. NastyLimbCheat

    NastyLimbCheat Active Member

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    If a woman is being a bitch, assume she has sand in her vigina
     
  8. ScottyEightSix

    ScottyEightSix HUGE EARS > COMEDY CHIN

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    Your car is faster than everyone else's, no matter what.
     
  9. AGDrumNBass

    AGDrumNBass Rolling Deep In Da Jungle

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    A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain sober enough to fight.
    Women cannot be annoying with a dick In their mouth.
    If a buddy is already singing along to a song in the car, you may not join him...too gay.
    The "sniff test" shall tell us when to wash clothes

    funny site
     
  10. gcurt1s

    gcurt1s Buried Audio

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    No man shall ever turn down free beer because "it’s not their brand."
     
  11. EWOKS

    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    :D:D
     
  12. EWOKS

    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    If a man's fly is down, that's his problem, you didn't see anything.

    Under no circumstances shall another man sit on your lap.

    ..

    a couple more that i have read ...

    any bloke who brings a camera to a stag doo, can from then on be dubbed '' fag snaps'' for the rest of the night..


    under no circumstances must two men share an umbrella

    Phrases that may not be uttered to another man while lifting weights:
    (1). Yeah, Baby, Push it!

    (2). C'mon, give me one more! Harder!

    (3). Another set and we can hit the showers!
     
  13. perspective

    perspective Sex Drugs & Sausage Rolls

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    If it itches, it will be scratched.